Hero

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Abandoned One 668

level 133
trader level 15

Ko Ko Da Yo!

Age 8 years 4 months
Personality righteous
Guild Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve
(weirdo)
Monsters Killed about 652 thousand
Death Count 194
Wins / Losses 78 / 135
Temple Completed at 02/10/2017
Ark Completed at 08/21/2018 (431.6%)
Pairs Gathered at 07/17/2020
Book Written at 05/11/2023
Souls Gathered 51.74%
Shop “Aorification”
Pet Gummy wyrm Behemoth 32nd level
Boss Skeletaur with 322% of power

Equipment

Weapon siegehammer +147
Shield mental defense +147
Head eleven-gallon hat +147
Body diamond duster +146
Arms smitten mittens +146
Legs life socks +145
Talisman null pointer +146

Skills

  • spontaneous combustion level 138
  • brownian motion level 129
  • falcon punch level 127
  • drunken rampage level 126
  • clinical strike level 119
  • tooth sampling level 119
  • win on points level 115
  • deafening snore level 112
  • sober view level 111
  • Cheshire smile level 109

Feats

  • ⓷ Get the 1st place in bingo at the end of a day
  • ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme
  • ⓵ Dig up and defeat three bosses
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold
  • ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator

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Pantheons

Might631
Templehood22380
Gladiatorship10844
Storytelling487
Mastery1169
Taming1535
Survival1492
Savings760
Creation1438
Arkeology1527
Catch1634
Wordcraft803
Soulfulness642
Unity262
Duelery102
Adventure120

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

In the beginning before my adventures and chronicles as the chosen hero of my deity, all was darkness. Or well, the vast dead space of a universe that was once, alive. That was once full of the spark and gift of creation, and life, but abandoned by its creators, as if they grow bored and care not for it any longer.

An abandoned universe, what was once beautiful, became dull, and ugly. What was full of noise and sensations, became silent, and stale. Ordered chaos, became a chaotic mess of destruction. What happened to those who wore happy smiles, voices once full of awe and veneration to the gods, and the infectious gaiety and merriment of the people, slowly became bitter, cynical, and hopeless. Slowly, they drowned in despair, as the universe rapidly dies, and the people succumbing to irrationality and madness.

Which lead to depravity, which lead to unimaginable horrors better left not spoken, nor imagined. Experiments, taboos, and inhumane practices, and maniacal euphoria as they finally managed to succeed in making a child immortal.

And oh boy, lucky me, I was said child, taken away from my parents, subjected to tests, injected with various drugs here and there, became a conduit for rituals, and spells, and tortured to test the limits of the success of immortality inflicted upon me. Cruel, it was, till they abandoned me, as the universe finally died when they have done their last experiment to me.

I lay there, or probably floating in nothingness, if you can even call it that. Definitely mad, longing for warmth, or death, or possibly both. Numb, subjected now to a universe of void and nothingness, and unable to escape my fate nor end my suffering. I couldn’t call it living, and my sanity was already fraught and fragile. Hells, I don’t even know how I managed to stay a bit sane to being subjected to such painful, existential dread of an experience, if you can call it that. Probably, I am not sane at all, not sane at all.

I recall a memory, blurred as it may be, of a memory that was sweet, of my mother tucking me in, telling me stories of the gods, and how the universe, and our world came to existence. How we should praise, thank, and trust in them, always.

Now, as I am the last survivor of this dead universe, all I’ve done as those memories resurface, all I’ve done is to curse, and cuss, and swear the names of the gods who abandoned us, who left us without any explanations, or any reason behind. And hate with all my heart the cruelty my people have done to me, inflicting me with immortality, inflicting me with eternal trauma, and subjecting me to painful memories.

As eons passed by, eventually I stopped thinking. Just a husk floating in the vast nothingness of the void that was once a lively, functioning universe. The once unbearable boredom, the crippling loneliness I explicitly felt, ceased to be.

Suddenly, a light so blinding and luminous flashes before my very existence. A deep booming voice said into me, tinged with melancholia and sympathy, “Awaken you who have been abandoned by the original gods of this universe. Whose life have been so full of misery, and sorrow. Come now, child. Be reborn, let me choose you as my champion. Let us be a tandem in a universe where you will surely enjoy. Be reborn, I ask of your trust and consent. I choose you not out of pity, but of sympathy and love. I will be your Lord and together we shall enjoy what life has to offer in that new universe.”

And so, I was brought into these realm that they so called Godville, a place full of monsters and heroes. Doing quests, battling fearsome and not-so horrific monsters, being a drunken and pious fool serving in honour and as a way of paying for what I owe to my god. This new opportunity at life he gave me is fun, tiring, but fun. Reborn as a hero, now free yet shackled to service to a god who sympathizes and love me, forever I shall serve him, and in time, I hope I can lay to rest the pain I have brought over from the universe I was originally in.