Svor Pleis, read as fore play, hails from an all male nomadic culture that boasts of their intimate conquests. Chosen by their goddess, Afiro D Siach, Svor now serves his true purpose by fulfilling his goddess’ will, gaining wealth and fame, in order to become popular with the opposite gender and lay with them as is their clan’s way.
An interesting development occurs in the mid stages of Svor Pleis’ being. A fallen friend caught up in darkness emerges strong and fierce. Sir Val Frost of pure evil. Sensing his master’s hatred for darkness, Svor devotes his life once more to Afiro D Siach and his promise to rid this world of the dark Frost’s existence.
“Afiro, my Goddess, your champion shall vanquish thine nemesis. I am after you, Sven Hollows!
With thoughts of defeating Sir Val Frost, darkness starts to envelop the hero. Fear, hate, vengeance, redemption. All these corrupt a hero’s mind. The hero notices that his attacks grow stronger but his flesh starts to rot as healing is no longer his forte. It is death.
His goddess, Afiro is saddened and vows to overcome this evil for her servant, Svor.
Months passed this way. The hatred in Svor Pleis’ heart slowly turned to grief as both Lord Sven and Sir Frost faded into distant memories. With his goddess disheartened and his hands weary with loss and longing, Svor focuses on his skills. Honing them by fighting in the arena. There he met The embodiment and his lord, Matusmanis. They fought over and over again forming a bond that required no words. Friendship grew of their actions and their watchers grew favor for their rivals hoping one day they’d meet once more to show their strengths to one another.
Svor and Dino continued on this path. Getting stronger with each victory. Devoting their time to goddess and guild. Svor soared through the ranks with a new dream. A dream that would lead his guild to the very top. A dream that one day, all lips will fall open upon hearing the name ‘GWJ.’
A time came when elections for a new leader was held. Her Lady, Afiro hoped that Lord Jeffsceu would win once more and continue his reign over all of the guilds supporters. She did all she could to make it so, but was unsure of her Leige’s intentions. During the toils of her distress a kind Lord came to her. He came to her with a request. To encourage the rest and never leave the GWJ behind. Afiro was greatly pleased to hear such powerful words. Words that echoed her own aspirations. Who was this Lord who intrigues her so? She knew him from way back, but she now views him in a much clearer light. Lord Liquidfree, a man whose fate is intertwined with hers. Afiro sees it. Svor feels its arrival. Her time is coming, fast approaching. In a week’s time when a leader is hailed, an uprising will begin! The dawn of the GWJ is nigh!
With the Elections nearing it’s end, shrouds of darkness and doubt starts to fade from My mind. A new face seems to have come into focus. Our new leader. Lord Klonopin. He strikes my heart with an undying excitement! I feel as though through him our troops have been rallied! He gives exceptional talks that strum the heartstrings and cause our emotions to stir. I, Afiro D Siach, here and now, pledge my allegiance to this new master. I will grow along side the guild, and now I understand that it is no longer simply ‘I’, but “WE!” We five, under Lord Klonopin’s leadership are the coming dawn!
The guild was stable, Svor, stronger than ever! Her Lady Afiro finally had time to spare… Not knowing what to do with it, she roamed around the upper realms, listening as other watchers conversed. Her Lady dropped in once lured by a premise of truth keeping. There she met Lords and Ladies who welcomed Her. Friends who spoke not of the problems of this world, but the next! They allowed her to join in their discord, and She cherished every moment with them. Getting to know them, play with them all while learning about both worlds and beyond! These mystic beings have supernatural abilities, and a vast imagination to go with it. creating evermore real, exciting and joyous adventures wherein all are welcome to join. “I am glad I’ve met them! these friends bring joy to one another through troubling times, wisdom to those who need understanding, care for those who need healing and warmth to those that feel lost. Through them, I now understand, that there are things I must do, hardships I must overcome and a Time to tell Truths!”
A letter from A Goddess
A lot of things have happened since then. Today I watch as my champion sees snow for the second time. There are lights on the trees and magic fills the air. The entirety of Godville seems to be full of Joy. I sadly note that I do not feel this Joy. In my guild, the GWJ, many allies have fallen into the abyss. I don’t know where they are or what they are doing. But it seems that they have forgotten about me. Among our halls, I am the eldest. among our members, only I can truly tell of the past. Svor has been doing well with all this coping. He has steadily grown. He’s been coming to the pub less often. I’m so proud of my little hero. He’s been saving up for his future. he’s also been trying to build an ark. he says it’s for me, but really, all I need is him. I’m happy with how he’s turn out. Strong, confident. If only the goddess of love can give him love. He longs for it so much. Times have changed and Svor and I have been meeting new faces. Lord Ashirentov, Hydrenoid, the Great Great Almighty. we’ve also been reunited with a few others, Lord Geoff. I started to visit the forums again. They’re still as active as ever. I miss the days of old. Svor battling in the arena, me supporting him for hours and hours. Our enemy stricken with hate and grief while Svor remained true to me. The Beacon of light that he is. My dear Svor Pleis, if you can hear me, this is your Goddess speaking. I love you and will always be by your side. You are my brave knight. My warrior. You are the reason for my existence in this world. As I am life to you, you are life to me.
New, But Old
The time has come for the guild to nominate a new leader. Lord Master Of Divines readily stood up for the task. I hope he does well again. They’ve been growing, all of them. Lord MOD finished his temple, Lord Ashirentov is steadily building his. It’s gotten a bit more lively in the guild. Sometimes we’d get new visitors. they’d just pop by; say hello or woof or whatever. They make things fun for us. recently all we’ve been doing is chatting. Maybe we should start a guild wide quest? It’s really up to the next guild leader. Oh! I remember! thanks to the elections, I’ve managed to make contact with one of the ancient Lords, Lady ZOSHii. She helped out on elections this time. I wish She’d visit us more often. Oh well… A goddess of my caliber can only hope for this. Only The Great Random can do something about it. I hope He does. Svor’s been… a little stagnant. I’m a bit worried. He’s been going into pubs, and coming out sober. I wonder if hes alright. Well, his finances have never been better! in just a few more months or even weeks, he’ll have collected a sum of three million gold coins! I’m really impressed with him! He’s gotten so big and strong; and so has Pinky, his pet. Maybe Svors getting tired of his quests. I wonder. Maybe next time, I’ll issue a command to my hero! Something to get him all fired up! Yeah! That sounds like something he’d like! I’ll start right NOW!
Letters to My Goddess
“Uhmm… testing, testing… hello? My Lady? Can you hear me?”
It’s Svor…
My Lady you know what?… Hydronium lost a bet with me today and I forced him to try to pick up this girl he’s been ogling for a while. Hahaha you should have seen him Lady! He was beet red! Well, anyway, he goes down to the girl and tries the lamest pick up line I’ve ever heard… it was something about… uhm… Biology or something? Anyway the girl was like, ‘What?’ Then Hyde, explained it for like ten minutes and I was like, ‘I can’t watch this….’ so I come up close to the girl and tell her, ‘Hey. Is this guy bothering you? Want me to help out?’ By the way if he tries to tell you this story, his version is probably wrong… he was like Thiiiiiiiiiiis WASTED…
Oh wait you can’t see me…
give me a sec My Lady, Imma go outside…
MY LADY!!! HE WAS THIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS WASTED!
man it was real cold outside…
anyway this girl totally got the hots for me and I guess she was trying to give me a hug, but she saw Hyde’s face and snapped… she slapped me, and then Hyde. After that she went to the bar keep and had us thrown outside… We met a couple of other guys out there with bright red hand prints on they’re faces, HAHAHA, bunch of losers! Anyway… they had a similar stories to us… we hanged out with them, had a couple of beers and we basically had a great time!
All in all, it was a fun night! Hyde is awesome! I love that dude!
But you know what My Lady? I love you even more.
I woke up next to Pinky… he was trying to help me through my hangover. I don’t know what I’d do without him. Without the both of you!
Well, anyway, thanks for listening to me My Lady. Here’s some coins for your trouble… and Oh… there was another blue brick outside the temple… I was supposed to bring it in… but before I got the chance… it flew and disappeared in the air, just like all the other blue bricks…. Just thought you’d like to know…
Ohh… and.. also…
This is the REAL Version… DON’T BELIEVE WHAT HYDRONIUM HAS TO SAY!!!
Bye Lady Afiro! I’m off to kill monsters to save a dragon from a princess!!!
See ya’!
It has been a while, and a lot has changed. Svor Pleis’ pet Santa Claws, Pinky, was released to the wild. I’m proud of him. he seems to be letting go much easier this time compared to when he first let go of Dino. He did mope around for a bit, but I know that he’s gonna find a new companion soon. The guilds activity has been coming up recently… It’s sad to say, but I’m the only goddess of old left. If My Lord’s somehow read this… “Don’t worry. We’ll continue on your legacies… and I will not forget you my eternal companions!”
I get sad when I remember these things… but my new mates are waiting for me in the same halls. And they bring me satisfaction! I have a place here and they welcome me. My life here is the best! and I’m doing all of this for my beautiful champion! For Svor. Svor and the Guild! LONG LIVE THE GWJ!!!
A new chapter, a new Guild
The time has come for Svor and I to leave the GWJ. We’ve reached every goal we have set there. I fear that if we stay too long, Svor and I will start to stagnate. the highest position of the guild, after “prophet” is “overseer.” The name was given by Lord Master Of Divines, the current guild leader. Unfortunately, My leaving has caused a chain. Now Lords Ashirentov and Mister Censor are on their way out as well. Lord Geoff has told Me that the only reason he’s stayed in the GWJ so long was because of My presence there. If I leave, he’d probavly go too. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, going back and forth and back and forth, but still, I think that this will be good for us. I’m going to try to reach old friend from the Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve guild. I hope Svor and I can start anew there. Oh The Great Random, stay with Svor and Me, stay with the GWJ too. With Lord Master Of Divines and Lady Twilight Alexandrias and all the other members, new and old!
A Life in the life of a living puppet
They say that when it rains when the yellow ball is still high… that a goddess’ heart is broken. Well that’s been happening an awful lot lately. It’s been about a month when I abruptly heard my Lady tell me to transfer to The Preserve. I havent quite fit in well and have tried to leave at one point. but my Lady insists I remain there. It’s a little troubling for me, but I guess my lady isn’t handling it all that well either. oh look! The rain stopped. I wonder if She’s sad. Does she need me? I need Her. and if She needs me to be Her strength… then I need to get stronger so She can rely on me more. I am not alone. She is not alone. We have Boo, my new Grounded Hog… and the entire cast of our new guild, the Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve. I love my Lady, and I know She loves me!
What happens in the Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve guild stays in the Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve guild
My Hero and I have been staying in The Preserve for about six months now. Things have been picking up lately. the previous Guild Master, Lady Goddess Iliana recently passed her title to Lady Swiftshadow. These days, things have settled down more, compared to the previous months of food wars, blowing the guild hall repetitively, and all the slaughterings… Now, we pop by once in a while… say our greetings then live separately. I’ll admit, it has gotten a little routine. Still, a few months of nonchalant silence is exactly the kind of rest I and Svor Pleis need. In recent events, Lord Ashirentov from the old guild joined us after hearing news from his step brother, Lord Liventor that we were at the weirdo guild. I still talk to the gods of old.
Still searching for Lord Hedonism Bot, still no clue as to what has come to that magnificent deity. I still love Svor as much as the first day I picked him up. We Let one of his pets retire in the ark. He’s now joined by Scratchy, a gummy wyrm. He’s grown up so much. He’s doing so well. It’s given Me the time to re-explore the upperworld. I’ve met a wide array of Deities from all over Godville. We enjoy each others companies and play around. They’ve all been so kind to Me. I hope I be able to repay their kindness someday!
In years to come
Svor and I have long since stayed in the guild. I am proud to say that I’ve become a prophet of theirs and serve whoever sits as it’s master! My champion has set forth on new ventures and together we shall build new worlds. I cannot contain the love I have for him and although it’s against the rules, I sometimes send him oracles that grant him visions for the new world.
Together, We have met a vast array of deities. I even met one of My dearest friends from the guild, Lord Abandoned One. He and I have met in many other worlds since then. I cherish Him as a younger spirit. I know that The Great Random sees Us and watches.
Know this, Svor Pleis and I, Afiro D Siach, shall forever remain. We shall make encounters and grow!
Now to forever and… in years to come.