Godville

Nov 7, 2011 11:54am
A silly yellow bear gave me a hug, restoring several pixels of my health.

Nov 8, 2011 Reached “virtuous”.

Nov 11, 2011 03:33am
Spent a few minutes sifting through the sand. Found 162 coins.

Nov 16, 2011 02:48pm Knocked out a merchant’s tooth and sold it to another trader.

Nov 17, 2011 08:58pm – Do not trust mystery boxes. Felt a burning desire to examine the mystery box. Sadly, my notarized death certificate was inside. Strange, I don’t recall that particular death, but it’s simply impossible to appeal a notarized certificate.

Nov 17, 2011 11:01pm Kilfer ran out of the bushes shouting “Sean-John, I’m coming!” then crashed into a tree, knocking himself unconscious. Well, you know what they say – if you want something done right, do it yourself.

Nov 20, 2011 Hit Advisor in the guild Knights Who Say Ni.

Nov 27, 2011 01:32 PM The trader was impressed by my “Knights who say Ni” guild membership card. Received an angry bird as a free gift. ((Wait, what? My weapon is an angry bird?))

Dec 5, 2011 01:35 PM The Evil Twin raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nessie suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nessie quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young… ((2nd death for Nessie, my rocky raccoon and first pet.))

Dec 6, 2011 11:03 PM Scraped together 3978 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Nessie, I missed you so much!

Dec 23, 2011 3:04 AM The Postman of the Apocalypse raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nessie suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nessie quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young… ((Gotta say, Nessie, seems like you just can’t stay alive…))

Dec 23, 2011 8:49 PM Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Nessie, I’m so glad to see you!

Jan 8, 2012 12:05 AM Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Good bye, Nessie. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory! ((Nooooooooo! Nessie! You had even gotten to level 14! Noooo, why?))

Feb 2, 2012 Hit Cardinal rank in Knights Who Say Ni :) On a side note, I also got a new pet. A rocky raccoon named Simba. :< I’m still missing Nessie.

March 11, 2012 11:31 PM Found a figment of Kilfer’s imagination… Wow. Just wow.

April 2, 2012 02:21 AM Saw a tree that had a heart etched into it with ‘Sean-John + Kilfer’ inside of it. Hmm… I think Kilfer might be confused about the depth of our relationship.

April 8, 2012 Reached hierarch rank.

April 9, 2012 4:11 AM The Worthy Opponent raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Simba suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Simba quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…

April 12, 2012 4:11PM Lost the last hope of resurrecting my pet. Goodbye, Simba. I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!

April 22, 2012 4:01 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Trojan Horse, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Tigger. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash. ((Somehow I feel “Tigger” is inappropriate for a horse.))

May 15, 2012 3:33 AM The Grayscaled Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Tigger suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Tigger quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young… ((C’mon, you’re only level 8, Tigger!))

May 16, 2012 3:23 PM Scraped together 3688 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Tigger, I’ve missed you so much!

June 20, 2012 10:47 AM The Feral Hero raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Tigger suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Tigger quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, why? He was so young…

June 23, 2012 10:47 PM Lost all hope of resurrecting my pet. Goodbye, Tigger. I promise my new best friend will look just like you!

June 29, 2012 05:48 PM A quest to collect two animals of every kind has brought me a very nice reward of 22955 gold coins right into my pocket! Hope I won’t lose it on my way back… ((Wow. I hit 5th on the greed pantheon after finishing that quest. Then I spent 14 charges to melt 24k gold into 8 bricks. I guess that’s about 30 encourages, including the godpower I had before I started charges. [img] ))

July 23, 2012 11:01 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Heffalump, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Nessie. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

November 10, 2012 07:15 PM I heard that when it rains it’s because you’re crying. Don’t be upset, Great One! Look, I’m doing a little dance for you!

November 22, 2012 7:29 PM The Godville Administrator raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nessie suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nessie was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

November 23, 2012 5:28 PM Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Nessie, I’m so glad to see you in good health! ((Thank you so much Naturalblondchick and Brother Maynard! Reviving cost 9.9k this time, I really hope Nessie stays alive from now on.))

November 23, 2012 6:09 PM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with happiness. ((Revived my pet and finished my temple thanks to the extra gold NBC gave me. Today is a good day. #1 on the construction pantheon today too. [img] :) ))

December 12, 2012 04:34 PM The Angel of Debt raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nessie suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nessie was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete! ((Oh come on, I have 2 finals tomorrow, I can’t do this.))

December 13, 2012 Reached regent rank in KWSN :)

December 13, 2012 07:55 PM A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Nessie, instantly bringing my beloved heffalump back to life! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 9808 gold coins anyway. Oh Nessie, how I’ve missed you! ((You silly heffalump. You don’t die for the first 4 months of your existence but then die twice, one for each level? Right when it begins to get expensive? At least I have a temple now. It really makes things a lot easier.))

December 27, 2012 06:21 AM The Undead Aggressive Pedestrian raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Nessie suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Nessie was knocked out by the hit of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lady, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

December 28, 2012 01:56 AM
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Nessie, I’m so glad to see you in good health! ((Geez, you really are dying once per level.))

January 11, 1013 12:20 PM
Just as the Holy Mass Murderer was about to finish me off, Nessie gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal heffalump, if it’s the last thing I ever do! ((Still at Level 27… That’s twice for this level now.))

January 11, 2013 10:39 PM
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Nessie, instantly bringing my beloved heffalump back to life! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 11223 gold coins anyway. Oh Nessie, how I’ve missed you! ((I used up 30 charges to revive Nessie. Wow. All this for a heffelump.))

January 30, 2013 3:30 PM Either Nessie’s suddenly gotten bigger or I’m shrinking. Regardless, I’m going to have to start showing him a little more respect. _((Yay! Didn’t have to resurrect him for 28))

February 13, 2013 7:55 AM Nessie was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up! ((YESSSS. Got my pet medal! Nessie my Heffelump, you are the first pet I’ve gotten to 30. Whoooo!))

February 24 2013 10:52 PM Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Nessie, I’m so glad to see you in good health! ((Is this what they mean by pets will die less often after reaching lv 30?))

May 1, 2013 03:15PM Judging by Nessie’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Nessie! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory! ((Let’s see what I get next! 8D ))

May 5, 2013 03:48 PM I was just about to defeat the Double Dragon when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Sven. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now. ((Yesss! That’s precisely the pet I wanted. A great name too. 8D ))

May 13, 2013 Hit “prophet” sometime in the past 7 days. Whooo.

September 25, 2013 01:46 AM I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Sven, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway?

Mar 11, 2018 12:11 PM
Judging by Sven’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Sven! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory! ((After 4 years, 10 months, we finally let Sven go. Goodbye, buddy. That’s almost 5 years of traveling together.))

Mar 16, 2018 05:34 AM
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Mighty One.

June 5, 2019 16:17
A wandering manimal stumbled and fell into the pond, scaring all the fish. Pulled it out, and with a masterful kick I sent the clumsy beast into my ark. Twos of every kind, 100f/100m achieved.