December 21, 2018
Goddess Allaiance chose hero Champagne Champion to spread, glory, honor, and stupidity in her name. she knew they would have a bumpy start but there’s nothing like a few thunderbolts and influence to bring the hero up to par.
To the delight of Allaiance, Champagne Champion wasn’t totally incompetent. As a matter of fact, he was able to obtain his first golden brick within the fifth hour of his existence. he also managed to escape death for stunning 5 hours, despite the large volume of monsters that tried to eat him.
Around 1 month and a half of killing monsters in the name of his goddess and his reputation, he eventually managed to encounter a small Firefox that was unlike any other. the poor little thing gave the fight of his life and as Champagne Champion was about to deliver the last strike, he looked at the Firefox straight in the eyes that were suddenly wide with fright. our hero felt his heart strings tugged and he couldn’t deliver the final blow. instead, he cleaned it, patched up its wounds and called him “Null”.
the would travel together, battle monsters and create mischief wherever they could. they would even join their first guild together known as “Arkhein”. they were inseperable.
01:09 AM Null, attack! Err… sit. Stay. Watch me fight this Hobo Sapien alone. Good firefox!
01:01 PM Bet Null I could disassemble and reassemble my exclamation pint blindfolded in 5 minutes. I was half right…
04:24 AM I stood aside for a moment and let my firefox fight the Biowolf alone. Not as easy as it looks, huh Null?
Together, the duo fought monsters, stole gold, and acquired bricks to slowly build a temple for their deity. It was torturous to watch Champagne Champion make bad decisions most of the time but it’s nothing a few unleathal lightning bolts could fix. Champagne Champion still remains amusing, loveable and useful in the Frightening One’s eyes.
12:45 PM With all this gold I could do something truly memorable in your honor, my Goddess… Oh, who am I kidding? Back to the tavern!
12:49 PM A priest told me that faith moves mountains. Donated 222 coins in the hope of acquiring that skill someday.
“I helped you earn 16k gold today in exchange for 11 charges just to keep you alive throughout your last match and yet, 222 gold is all you can spare for your goddess?! Que horror! Smite! I better get atleast 1 more golden brick.” —Allaiance
01:09 PM Mighty One, how is money the root of all evil when you are around?
01:09 PM The Almighty lights up my world. In fact, she takes that task quite literally.
05:03 AM Omnipotent One, do you think it’s ok to just take my breaking point and blank treasure map that I just took from someone else just a moment ago? Seriously?
One epic duel lasted for 48 steps. Neither of the heroes wanted to step down. Champagne Champion emerged victorious in the end.
http://godvillegame.com/duels/log/f8z1xhxdc