I am a hero.
If you ask me why that is, I do not know. I can only say that everyone says so.
Bah! I can’t help it if everyone insists on calling me a hero!
Later, I found out the truth. Almost everyone who is bound to be faithful to a deity, to build temples with golden bricks, to bring glory to their god or goddess, to use stupid-sounding weapons and gear… we are all called heroes (or heroines).
Whatever… None of their gods is as intelligent as my goddess! Or as mighty as my goddess! I am a willing servant of my goddess! I am so very faithful!
Of course, I just say these things to make her feel better.
One thing that I need to mention is my name, Ylhgimla.
My name is very fascinating. At first glance it seems to be made up of random letters, but if you think carefully, turn it backwards, you’d realise…….that it still has no meaning at all!
……
Every time I bring this up, I feel sad, because I know the truth. It was not meant to be like this. I was meant to be strong! Invincible! For I am almighty!
It was all lost because of one misspelled letter…
Alas, my hidden power, my intended invincibility…
Do you not love me, my Lady?
Even after all this, I am still very faithful. Because any rebellion against my goddess always fails.
No, do not question my faithfulness, at least not until I gain the ability to defeat my goddess one day.
(Please do not let her know this. I will thank your discretion with three cups of beer.)
This chronicle is brought to you by goddess the Great Monarch (That’s actually her real name, don’t know what my aunt and uncle were thinking when they named her. She is not in this game.), who obviously knows about telepathy.
The story is not originally written in English, and required a lot of editing. Almighty of here has finished translating part of the story, and is still working on the rest.
The original, unedited story:
我是一个英雄。
如果你问我为什么，我也不知道，我只能说是因为大家都这么说。
嘛~他们非要叫我英雄我也没办法嘛~~~
后来我知道了，因为几乎所有像我这样要一辈子忠于女神＋给女神用金砖搭建城堡＋给女神荣耀并且把香蕉当做枪＋把牛铃铛当做护身符＋把…(你再加点)……的人都被称作为英雄。
算了……反正他们的女神都没有我的女神聪明！没有我的女神厉害！！给女神做事我是心甘情愿的！毕竟我是那么的虔诚！
当然，这种场面话随便说说就好。
有必要提一点，那就是我的名字。
我的名字非常的神奇，当你第一眼看上去的时候会以为它只是一个乱码，但是如果你仔细思考一下，将它反过来读……就会发现……它依旧只是乱码而已！！
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没当提起这件事我就十分的忧伤，因为我知道其实事实不应该是这样的…我本来应该是强大的！无敌的！因为我就是无所不能！
然而因为一个拼错的字母…这一切都没有了……
啊…我隐秘的无所不能……我本来的无所不能…………
我的女神…难道你不爱我么！！
即便如此，我还是很虔诚，如果我以前没输给我女神的话。
对，请不要怀疑我的虔诚，除非有一天我能打过我的女神。
(最后这一句请不要让我的女神知道，谢谢，我会用三瓶啤酒感谢你。)
虽然我的女神拼错了我的名字，但我依旧相信她是爱我的…直到有一天……我遇见了一个名字跟我一样的女人……
准确的说…是一个名字只跟我差一个字母的女人……
她是有
丁香一样的颜色
丁香一样的芬芳
丁香一样的忧愁
在雨中哀怨
哀怨又彷徨
咳咳……对不起跑题了，这些都没有，她只是有一个跟我名字只差一个字母的而已。
不不不，你想错了！我才没有怀疑女神对我的爱！
因为我已经意识到了！无所不能倒过来就全都不能啊………
唉…这个无能的女人…还是来让我拯救你吧！！