It’s official: I’m stupid. I do things no other fictional character would do. EVER. Even though my Godess Anyaanka is really divine, merciful, almighty, cute, etc. , I am not obedient at all. Maybe I am deaf besides dumb. Maybe someday she’ll get pissed at me and punish me until I’m dead. Real dead. The kind of dead that can’t become a zombie. Sooo dead. Well, I guess I made my point here.
I will TRY to behave and be a HERO instead of this moron I am now. 18:53 Pretended to be suffering from a highly contagious disease and walked past the queue for the healer unchallenged.
18:53 Kogepan has been defeated. And so it will be with all the others! 18:53 Notes from the arena: Kogepan begs for mercy. Superzeh definitely fulfilled his god’s expectations today! The winner receives a gold brick and 944 coins. 18:43 Notes from the arena: In the red corner of the arena — Kogepan. In the blue corner — Superzeh. The judge gives the go-ahead and the duel begins! 18:43 Almost immediately after I was teleported to the Godville Arena, the sky began raining trophies. I added an athlete’s footnote, a bottle of depressants, and a smoke ring to my bag. 18:42 The clouds thundered and the skies shifted. I blinked and found myself in the Arena. Almighty, is it time? 18:41 Based on current evidence, I remain cautiously optimistic that I am immortal. 18:41 I thought about giving the Apocalyptic Bunny a proper funeral, but decided to just take its basket of egg bombs and 14 coins instead. I’m not a mourning person. 18:37 Killed the Facepalm Reader. Strange, I feel like I’ve done this before… 18:36 Just discovered that even if this Facepalm Reader is all bark and no bite, it still has very sharp talons. Technically, I’m not running away from the Punk Flamingo. It’s called relativity – from my perspective, the monster is moving farther away, so it’s fleeing from me. For completing an epic quest I was complimented, fed and given six logs for the ark and a golden brick as a reward. Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Superzeh puts 13776 coins, a log for the ark, the shape of things, a crazy train ticket, a portable wormhole, a background music generator and a deep space heater in his pockets. Hero123456798 left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 4381 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.➠