Neglios — 156th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He always wanted to round up a triad of squares, but never found the time.
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Neglios — 154th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 42nd position in the pantheon of Survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He asked us not to feature him in this issue, but we do what we want.
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Neglios — 154th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 10th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. “I am overworked and underpaid,” he claims.
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Neglios — 153rd-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 13th position in the pantheon of Mastery under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. Due to legal protections, we’re unable to divulge more personal data on him.
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Neglios — 152nd-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 24th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He is something, you know.
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Neglios — 150th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 23rd position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. Rumor has it that a local Steam-Powered Pleasurebot has learned to show the hero proper respect for some reason.
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Neglios — 150th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 24th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
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Neglios — 150th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 23rd position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. We’ve had many reports that a Pannacotta Warrior has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
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Neglios — 149th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 28th position in the pantheon of Might under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. His worst enemy — a Zombo-Wirt. Favorite trophy — something that looks like an earthly newspaper. He is also a huge fan of Bad Gateway’s pubs.
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Neglios — 136th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 22nd position in the pantheon of Catch under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He was known to distribute counterfeit invites to Godville during his youth.
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Neglios — 134th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 40th position in the pantheon of Arkeology under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. The monsters of Godville now dream of him in their wildest nightmares
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Neglios — 128th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He is known for his disarming smile and ability to wake even the most exhausted comrades with his laughter.
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Neglios — 125th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 57th position in the pantheon of survival under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He’s asking someone to learn to pat the head while rubbing the stomach and report the results via express mail.
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Neglios — 108th-level adventurer, member of the “Asylum” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥☾இഗ®?”, stands at the 29th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. He is a huge fan of Godvillewood’s pubs.
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My go-to voices:
Don’t just be yourself. Be the exact opposite of yourself
I feel like you never listen to me anymore
This is not the greatest voice in the world. This is just a tribute
If you want to be punished, just ignore this voice
Make me proud, my loyal hero! Or if that is too much to ask, at least make me less ashamed
I regret to inform you that you are not a real person. You are just another Keleios alt
You are a complete failure. But you are my complete failure
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05:16 PM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Luminous One.
Day 1672 g.e. (12/7/14)
08:14 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Felix into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
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Day 1643 g.e. (11/8/14)
Neglios – 47th-level adventurer, member of the “Ankh-Morpork City Watch” guild, with the motto “Who gives a flying ☥? ®”, stands at the 169th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the god Apathanos. We’ve had many reports that a Tentacula has been afraid to make eye contact with him since their last encounter.
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09:32 AM
Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
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06:47 PM A preacher for a false god said, “Whatever else you do, do NOT, under any circumstances, refuse to master reverse psychology!” The nerve of that idolater! I’m gonna go ahead and do it just to spite him.
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05:58 PM When did I last see my piece of mind…? Oh, whatever, I’ll find another one.
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01:37 Just saw a well cleaner ride past me in a solid gold carriage. How do they make so much money?
01:40 Dropped a dozen coins down an old well and wished to return home alive.
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06:03 PM The guild psychiatrist giving the Rorschach test thinks I’m weird. What a hypocrite! He’s the one painting pictures of Franklin the noble performing strange acts with some jail bait!
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06:10 When I finally dispatched the Heavenlowerer, Felix tore its head off and found a dead brain cell.
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09:34 AM Tried using reverse psychology on the Reverse Psychologist. Now it thinks that it’s a hero and I’m a monster, but we’re still fighting as a result.
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03:19 AM They said only an idiot would try to educate the village idiot. I guess they were right: after all the travels and blood, I only got a demon’s heart and 549 coins.
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An old man told me nothing is impossible. Obviously he never tried to make the possible impossible…
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Need to cancel my appointment with the dentist. The Orthodontisaur just knocked out my bad tooth.
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Ran out of breadcrumbs, so I dropped my bag of navigational breadcrumbs to complete the trail.
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07:52 PM Spotted what looked like a duck and quacked like a duck, but on closer inspection turned out to be a Teraducktyl. I sense a fight looming.
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Another Evil Twin appeared in front of me that resembles one I defeated yesterday, only much, much bigger. I think it wants revenge…
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The trader bamboozled the hero and got his free sample for free…
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Magnum Octopus managed to create a magnum opus and gained health from the sense of deep artistic fulfillment.