If you’re reading this, bugger off and mind your own business.
Hero
Samuel Vimes 677
level 147
trader level 37
That’s just tribble…
| Age | 14 years 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
Guild Name
(epoch)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 996 thousand |
| Death Count | 207 |
| Wins / Losses | 372 / 212 |
| Temple Completed at | 10/23/2011 |
| Ark Completed at | 06/03/2016 (519.0%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 04/19/2018 |
| Book Written at | 01/08/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 70.88% |
| Shop | “Below the Belt” |
| Pet | Insomni-yak Dinguskahn 34th level |
| Boss | Cowlossus with 323% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | pre-emptive spike | +161 |
| Shield | wheel of time | +160 |
| Head | existential dreadlocks | +161 |
| Body | vest of both worlds | +161 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +159 |
| Legs | insensitivity trainers | +161 |
| Talisman | ridiculous-o-meter | +161 |
Skills
- clinical strike level 180
- fanned fingers level 173
- mating contact level 162
- intimate tickling level 158
- self-cloning level 158
- effect of the groundhog level 152
- opacity control level 147
- swoop of the smith level 142
- teeth gnashing level 139
- fake smile level 128
Feats
- ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
- ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes ✓
- ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
- ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
- ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 19 |
| Might | 131 |
| Templehood | 121 |
| Gladiatorship | 651 |
| Mastery | 202 |
| Taming | 578 |
| Survival | 357 |
| Savings | 57 |
| Arkeology | 911 |
| Catch | 486 |
| Wordcraft | 509 |
| Soulfulness | 521 |
| Unity | 4 |
| Popularity | 5 |
| Duelery | 4 |
| Adventure | 4 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Invincible
- Honored Raider
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Seadog, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Coach, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Scientist, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Dueler, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank