If you’re reading this, bugger off and mind your own business.
Hero
Samuel Vimes 677
level 146
trader level 37
Isle put a mispell on ewe
| Age | 14 years 4 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
Guild Name
(member)
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| Monsters Killed | about 975 thousand |
| Death Count | 204 |
| Wins / Losses | 372 / 212 |
| Temple Completed at | 10/23/2011 |
| Ark Completed at | 06/03/2016 (511.1%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 04/19/2018 |
| Book Written at | 01/08/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 62.14% | Shop | “Below the Belt” |
| Pet | Insomni-yak Dinguskahn 29th level |
| Boss | Cowlossus with 323% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | mace of amnesia | +160 |
| Shield | wheel of time | +160 |
| Head | existential dreadlocks | +160 |
| Body | vest of both worlds | +160 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +160 |
| Legs | leap-of-faith boots | +160 |
| Talisman | ridiculous-o-meter | +160 |
Skills
- clinical strike level 176
- fanned fingers level 171
- mating contact level 162
- drunken rampage level 157
- intimate tickling level 156
- effect of the groundhog level 152
- electro-broom level 146
- swoop of the smith level 141
- thumb blowing level 137
- fake smile level 127
Feats
- ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
- ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes ✓
- ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
- ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
- ⓵ Befriend Godville Administrator ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 18 |
| Might | 130 |
| Templehood | 121 |
| Gladiatorship | 649 |
| Mastery | 189 |
| Taming | 599 |
| Survival | 378 |
| Savings | 59 |
| Arkeology | 906 |
| Catch | 496 |
| Wordcraft | 519 |
| Soulfulness | 526 |
| Unity | 4 |
| Popularity | 5 |
| Duelery | 5 |
| Adventure | 3 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Invincible
- Honored Raider
- Honored Shipwright
- Builder, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Moneybag, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Seadog, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Coach, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Scientist, 2nd rank
- Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
- Dueler, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank