Status:2+ 2- Deaths by Mystery Box/Deus Ex Machina.
Dec 17
05:50 The cut-scene at the beginning of my fight with the Fruit Ninja was so long, I got bored and killed it. Collected 14 coins from its body.
05:50 Fell down a hill, hitting the ground repeatedly as I flipped over and over again all the way to the bottom. That’s how I roll.
05:50 A special edition of the Godville Times landed on my doorstep with the headline, “Good job.” In related news, my doorstep appeared out of nowhere.
I miss my STRONG Staff, it was the STRONGEST of all.
R.I.P Strong staff 2015-12-14 / 2015-12-15
Dec 18
On my return I notice that my Hero have some new equipment, good on you champ! But why does these pair of boots shows a plus?
Are you telling me that this item is better then the others.. and those are not some silly decorative dashes..?
Legs.
+2
Holed Boots of Reliability
Talisman.
-3
Ancient cork
Dec 19
“Time really flies. One moment you’re fighting a Ninja Pirate, and suddenly your life is over.”
Man those onion fruit ninja ninja pirate ninjas !@?$%"
Dec 23
Once upon a time there was a group of men who travelled around the world searching for some purpose in their lives. These joung and old men were not very fortunate and one by one they started to fall. Day after day the joung ones asked to themselves if it was worth the sacrifice while the elder ones responded that it was a test to their faith.
“Screw this I am going back home!”
Yell Rhoi and without mediating a word he turned around and left.
“And where exactly is home dear brother? We are so far away from home, we might be closer to it if we keep walking forward that going back!”
Said Jeff with an optimistic, yet tired tone due to the long walk, trying to convince him to stay.
“Ah yes ‘we are so close the Earth is round yada yada’ No, I’m leaving”
[dull made up story need advise.]
First month! Happy monthday!
R.I.P Ballpoint penguin Olwyn Mighty levels (14) and pantheons 20/01/2016-13/04/2016, may they find peace in the Pethalla. Got him ressurected once but could’nt find enought gold to do it again.
16/04/2016
19:11 Judging by Olwyn’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Olwyn! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory!
17/04/2016
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Stripeless Zebra, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Baloo. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash. // Well that was quick.
R.I.P Stripeless zebra Baloo Brutal levels (21) and pantheons 17/04/2016-08/09/2016, I’m starting to see a pattern here: heal once and then let them die, how cruel you are hero!
03:02 PM I heard that if you love someone, you should set them free. I released Baloo into the wild to pursue his hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, I’m off to pursue all my greatest ambitions, in the tavern.
Ah you got a new pet to play with and I didn’t notice at firts but it’s a common rare sabertooth, aren’t they extinct? Huff!