holiday miracle:
12:59 PM “Here satan Claus be mypet” — I like how it sounds.
01:01 PM That’s how it always goes: just when you’re having a wonderful time, some Satan Claus shows up.
01:01 PM The words, “Find Satan Claus” appeared in the clouds, etched in an incredibly dark, thick font. That’s a bold statement, Terrifying One.
Enemy: Satan Claus
Throwing a snowball at the Satan Claus for 2 hp…
01:10 PM I was just about to defeat the Satan Claus when he pulled out a beer and offered it to me. Hey, I could use a good drinking buddy. Slapped a collar on him and named him Shelby. He looks like he’s regretting his choice now.
*Satan Claus tamed!*
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Racing through the countryside at the speed of solo leap-frog.
5 for 5