04-JUN-2018 – 18:39 : My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Luminous One. I have to say, it does look great!
Quest: Set a speed record for going nowhere (epic) (97%)
16:55 Summoned my spirit guide to ask how best to achieve my destiny. Saw a vision of a sloth shrugging.
17-DEC-2020 – 18:02 : A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Exalted One.
After managing to set a speed record for going nowhere so quickly, I got six logs for the ark and 6975 coins as a bonus.
19-DEC-2020 – 04:05 : After vanquishing the Grounded Hog, I noticed a pair of tear-brimmed eyes peering out from under the bushes. Wracked by guilt, I took the baby-monster’s shaking hand and adopted it as my pet. I’ll name him Cecil.
21-AUG-2023 – 09:05 : Gentle One, today is special. It’s my birthday! 11:30 ➥ Happy birthday to me! A gift for myself will be this huge chunk of experience and for you I’ll offer this holy powercell, Almighty.
05-SEP-2023 – 18:37 Mighty One, I just re-counted the pairs and I think the ark now has a thousand of them. We’re not going to cram another thousand in there, are we?
06-NOV-2023 – 22:39 It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
Archetypo (120%) : 06NOV2023 – Present Day