05:04 PM The trader was impressed by my “Kiss my axe” guild membership card. Received a class action suit as a free gift.
Hero
Confuzn 439
level 117
Inappropriate Motto!
| Age | 9 years 6 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 593 thousand |
| Death Count | 190 |
| Wins / Losses | 76 / 108 |
| Temple Completed at | 03/21/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 12/16/2017 (372.0%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 01/26/2020 |
| Words in Book | 92.8% | Savings | 20M, 529k (68.4%) |
| Pet | Heffalump Nessie |
| Boss | Awkwarg with 60% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | hunk of burning love | +129 |
| Shield | trapper keeper | +129 |
| Head | seven veils | +126 |
| Body | velcro-fastened armor | +127 |
| Arms | rings of the lord | +129 |
| Legs | pair of kickboxers | +128 |
| Talisman | shrunken head of state | +129 |
Skills
- powerful sneeze level 127
- pathological honesty level 118
- swear-o-matic level 113
- electrostatic discharge level 110
- battle chess level 109
- cri de coeur level 108
- exhaust of the dragon level 107
- awkward silence level 99
- frost bite level 98
- selfish interest level 93
Feats
- ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 9956 |
| Might | 2704 |
| Templehood | 15187 |
| Gladiatorship | 10134 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Favorite
- Builder, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Scribbler, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Seadog, 3rd rank