Hero

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BS Johnson ⚙ 673

level 153
trader level 40

I wanna be sedated

Age 13 years 3 months
Personality pure evil
Guild Ankh-Morpork City Watch
(captain)
Monsters Killed 1.10 million
Death Count 2
Wins / Losses 222 / 114
Temple Completed at 08/23/2012
Ark Completed at 11/24/2014 (642.8%)
Pairs Gathered at 02/07/2018
Book Written at 07/02/2022
Souls Gathered 87.46%
Shop “Dibbler's Emporium”
Pet Lava lamb Sharilewis 81st level
Boss Thug-of-war with 234% of power

Equipment

Weapon plot armor breaker +166
Shield incognito mode +167
Head tribble toupee +165
Body parallel parka +167
Arms blood pressure cuffs +168
Legs cutsome slacks +167
Talisman epic scale +167

Skills

  • navel clamp level 184
  • intimate tickling level 178
  • epitaph writing level 178
  • bloody itch level 174
  • opacity control level 172
  • somersault squatting level 163
  • self-propelled feet level 163
  • shiny heels level 139
  • frost bite level 138
  • win on points level 123

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero ✓
  • ⓶ Visit the trader with two identical coupons ✓
  • ⓶ Defeat two two-named beasties in a single sail ✓
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
  • ⓶ Have bosses' horn and hoof in inventory simultaneously ✓
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely ✓
  • ⓶ Find dungeon treasure after defeating exactly 5 bosses ✓
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
  • ⓵ Take personality to the extreme ✓

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Pantheons

Gratitude59
Might53
Templehood1903
Gladiatorship1149
Mastery63
Taming55
Survival9
Savings84
Destruction52
Arkeology151
Catch346
Wordcraft154
Soulfulness52
Unity1
Popularity3
Duelery3
Adventure4

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Fiend, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Hotshot, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank
  • Seadog, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

People ask me if it’s hard to face Death. Not really – he’s a great host and there’s always plenty of drinks. What really kills me is the post-resurrection hangover.

22:28: Felt a burning desire to examine the continuum transfunctioner. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!

13:21: Parrots in the main square declared: ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.’