A biological creature venturing the world of the mysterious unkown without regrets.
07:25 pm After watching several heroes being punished, this child will never doubt the existence of gods again.
Hope that I won’t have to stop a child from becoming an atheist again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
08:19 pm Shadowy representatives of the mole council demanded I go on a quest to extend pet registration to atone for my heinous crimes against molekind. They look like they mean business so I’d better do it.
09:19 am My Lord, I was just thinking the other day… Do I believe in you, or are you the one who believes in me?
10:57 am Was confronted by my nemesis. Honestly, I expected something more dignified than a squirrel.
03:38 pm If my brain were so simple that I understood it, I’d be so simple that I couldn’t.
01:48 am As my call to arms ended in another debacle, I made a far more effective call to legs and quickly left the scene.
02:44 am Arrived at Dogville. It somehow looks more peaceful without the angry mob and their pitchforks.
03:23 pm For once, I decided to look before I leap. Saw a bunch of jagged rocks, broken glass and upturned arrow heads. Leapt anyway.
03:13 pm It takes two to tango, but only one to perform the running man. So long, Criminal Master Mime!
06:34 am It’s amazing! The nursery churned out little balls of hot gas that looked just like mini-suns! The world can really be a beautiful place, Almighty!
It turned out that to babysit a stellar nursery can be very profitable. I’ve got three golden bricks and thrown down gauntlets for doing it!
03:51 pm My humility is so awesome. I need to brag about it.
09:08
A wind nymph proved to me that if she blew in one of my ears hard enough air would come out of the other. Mind blown.
07:26 am Ran out of patience, but decided to wait until later to get more.
05:29 am Without hypothetical questions, a world would be well-defined and unimaginative. Yuck. I think I’ll go imagine myself a beer, now.
Though I was hoping that succeeding in my quest to imagine a world with no hypothetical questions would win the respect and admiration of my peers, this golden brick will have to suffice.
01:21 am A man can be destroyed, but not defeated and I’m still intact. We’ll meet again someday, you blasted Battle Hamster!
06:09 pm I took two steps forward and many steps back when I saw how terrifying the Educated Flea was.
05:41 pm My weapons master once told me to ‘float like a bee, sting like a butterfly’. No wonder I kept dying.
02:49 am Noticed a notice on a notice board by the road that read: “If you notice this notice, you’ll notice that this notice is noticeably not worth noticing”. Why did I take the time to notice that?