Licked my wounds clean. Got drunk.
Suddenly felt like I had to examine the box with a question mark. Shook it, rubbed it, but nothing happened. Annoyed, I tried to break it with a golden brick… Now I have neither.
I was just about to defeat that Feral Hero when I swallowed a fly. I had to swallow a spider to catch the fly and one thing led to another and now I’m dead, of course.
Got fined 3720 coins for naming he who shall not be named. Called him “Alice”.
Bit a gold coin to check that it was real. Then spent 1388 gold coins on getting my shattered teeth repaired.
I paid 678 gold coins to have “can’t stop the Rastaman” tattooed on my chest, but I was ripped off, my Lord! I just looked in the mirror and it’s written backwards!
Paid 2707 gold coins for a one-sided coin!
Since you are too drunk to understand what I’m about to tell you now, I’ll be taking 1008 gold coins from your bag for the cost of all your ruckus tonight. -Tavern Owner