My momma always told me,” Your no good if your dead. But you’ll proably end up dead anyways, son.” My daddy died when I was three. My moms last words were,”Faceplant, the god of skulls, is your real dad…”and so begun my journey for a place in eternal infammy. Beyond death. Alas, that was long ago. today faceplant punishes me often. I keep defeating heros. i
Hero
Bronx 庙畜22
level 62
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| Age | 14 years 1 month |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 114 thousand |
| Death Count | 109 |
| Wins / Losses | 73 / 74 |
| Temple Completed at | 12/20/2015 |
| Wood for Ark | 31.8% | Savings | 1M, 213k (4.0%) |
| Pet | Dandy lion Simba |
Equipment
| Weapon | sling of outrageous fortune | +71 |
| Shield | magic mirror | +71 |
| Head | shroud of clarity | +72 |
| Body | daisy chainmail | +70 |
| Arms | awkward paws | +72 |
| Legs | knickerbockers of glory | +71 |
| Talisman | unlike button | +72 |
Skills
- Elbow bite level 49
- street magic level 38
- pseudopod attack level 30
- disarming smile level 29
- stifling embrace level 29
- electrostatic discharge level 27
- homesickness level 27
- spoon-bending level 27
- self-propelled feet level 22
- asynchronous swimming level 21
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 2362 |
| Templehood | 13341 |
| Gladiatorship | 8735 |
Achievements
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Favorite, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Shipwright, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank