Eh… What’s that? Where am I? I see big eyes in the sky… 0_0
Well, I’m Dorty. They say that I am a hero. Mwahaha, pathetic humans.
My life is not wery various, i’m so young! But I’m very WICKED because I was died one time!
Terminator T-34, i will find you!
COWARD not HERO
15:15 Obviously, Epic Beard Man didn’t show up to have a friendly talk. Gonna fight.
15:16 While Epic Beard Man was trying to recover after my masterful strike, I heroically retreated into the forest.
15:19 I fell on my knees and asked for mercy. Depressive Robot was in a good mood, so he let me go.
15:21 Escaped the battlefield and hid in a pitfall. I guess I’m not a brilliant tactician.
15:24 I’m fleeing from the terrible Frying Dutchman into the forest. Hope it won’t run after me.
15:30 Rushed behind the nearest bush. Vogon Poet appears to be too strong for me.
15:33 While Sun Dog was busy engraving an epitaph on a tombstone for me, I took my chances and fled into the forest.
15:36 While Plywood Golem was trying to recover after my masterful strike, I heroically retreated into the forest.
15:40 Mobile Anthill was too strong for me. Never mind, I will have my revenge some day.
15:42 Luckily, Yorkshire’s Mammoth can’t run as fast as I can…
15:46 I fell on my knees and asked for mercy. Vampire Sunbather was in a good mood, so he let me go.
15:49 Rushed behind the nearest bush. Rushing Zergling appears to be too strong for me.
15:50 I’m fleeing from the terrible Shoop Da Whoop into the forest. Hope it won’t run after me.
15:55 While Not-So-Brave Knight was trying to recover after my masterful strike, I heroically retreated into the forest.
15:58 Escaped the battlefield and hid in a pitfall. I guess I’m not a brilliant tactician.