Heroine

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Epicfailed 31

level 82

Just go to sleep already.

Age 9 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 235 thousand
Death Count 135
Wins / Losses 105 / 42
Temple Completed at 12/27/2015
Ark Completed at 10/31/2017 (173.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 221m, 241f (22.1%)
Savings 7M, 457k (24.9%)
Pet Hyper lynx Stitch 21st level

Equipment

Weapon Excaliper +92
Shield self-portrait +91
Head lion's mane +91
Body superhero's unitard +92
Arms spiral galaxy arm +91
Legs bossypants +92
Talisman portrait of the president +91

Skills

  • eye scream level 75
  • scissorhands level 72
  • swoop of the smith level 69
  • tin throat level 68
  • falcon punch level 61
  • teeth gnashing level 58
  • self-propelled feet level 58
  • effect of the groundhog level 55
  • bloody itch level 51
  • lion belch level 41

Pantheons

Gratitude2499
Might12336
Templehood13441
Gladiatorship2557
Storytelling115

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Savior, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

I now have a blog at: randomthoughts27155.wordpress.com

Bright lights…

Sunlight?

And a voice…

I flung off the mouldy blanket I had draped all over myself. That voice was my mother’s, and the sunlight meant that the sun was high, which meant I had probably made my mother do all the chores herself. I rushed out of the room, leaped over the stairs, and all but stumbled into mother, who was gulping down her coffee.

“Jeremiah anderson finnick! I stay up, doing twice the work this poor body was s’pposed too, wat’ring tomatoes, feeding those hungry varmint’s,” She jerked her finger at the barn outside “and when I finally call it a mornin’, you sprawl over the carpet like the hounds o’ hell were after thee! What am I supposed to do with you, boy?”

“Nothing, mother.” I was supposed to water the potatoes, and mend the fences, in case the bandits tried to rob the storehouse for beer. They always robbed for beer, or things to sell for beer.

Mother’s stern face softened. “Have a bite, and after that, go fix the fences. Dem’ hero-bandits don’t got enough decency to fill up a thimble-cup.”

Heroes. The bandits loved calling themselves “heroes”.

“Yes, mother.” Head bowed, I shuffled over to the table, and had a bite of toast. The bandits were always running about, “Questing” or killing all the meat in the forest, and leaving it for the wolves. When they decided to come back, they barged into houses, and took our saved money as “a gift to the heroic defenders”. If we refused, they took our valuables as “artifacts”, to sell to a lucky trader passing by. More than once a brave family would try to fight, only for them to be beaten down, kicked, trampled, because they were “monsters”. Even innocent bystanders got a beating when they passed the bandits in their blood lust.

I sighed, spreading crumbs across the table. Just another day in the godville countryside.