Sir Pineapple was once an ordinary pineapple with no particularly remarkable attributes. Indeed, a legendary cook once said that he would make him into a fruit salad. However, the remarkable Sir Pineapple rolled away from the cook’s blade and escaped the kitchen. As he was rolling away, he saw a painted signpost advertising the services of the God ‘Izanaki’, including ‘animation’. He prayed to Izanaki that he might have legs, so as to run away from the cook pursuing him, and so his wish was granted. He became a human, who, although smelling distinctly of pineapples, was able to escape from the cook and the hungry diners. He vowed to repay his debt to Izanaki by building a great temple to him and this quest has inspired him to journey through Godville.
And now, funny quotes time:
08:09 Argued with myself about the existence of pumpkins, cakes, and other anomalies.
10:58 I wonder if my continuous failure to get a date has anything to do with my bizarre choice of equipment.
Funny sequences:
12:04 Saw lightning strike a nearby tree. My Lord, please disregard all those times I prayed to be tall, green and leafy. 12:05 You know, Mighty One, I would have won that fight with the Cash Cow if that tree hadn’t jumped out in front of me.
Exactly a year and a day after his creation, Sir Pineapple has completed his Lord’s temple:
Sep. 9, 2012 07:03 AM Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness.
He celebrated this achievement by getting very, very drunk.