Once apon a time, in a land far far away…. Yeah ok cut the cr@p. This is Jbcdu87, a hero that is suppose to be the perfect image of his god… Jbcdu87, yep, even his name is the same! You may be wondering, why and how was this hero created? Well, hehe, you see, created isn’t the perfect word for this. Jbcdu87(hero) was just a spoof in life, the god, jbcdu87 once had an idea and thought; “wow, being a god kinda sucks, I’m alone in this cloud heaven that I made with no one to talk to… I know! I’m gonna make an imaginary friend!” but when he made this “imaginary” friend, he did not know that everything he thinks of, randomly appears In reality. And so the hero Jbcdu87 just appeared, in the air a couple of kilometres over the ground, falling, thinking: “wow! Who am I? What’s that strange green thing coming towards me? Sound? Round? Ground! Ah yes! That’s a nice name!”. And we now follow his life from the moment he fell clumsily on earth. Poor guy…
Hero
Jbcdu87 556
level 129
To the idiot mobile!
| Age | 14 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild |
What the dog doing
(recruit)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 830 thousand |
| Death Count | 265 |
| Wins / Losses | 57 / 54 |
| Temple Completed at | 02/24/2012 |
| Ark Completed at | 09/07/2017 (436.1%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 11/28/2019 |
| Book Written at | 01/31/2024 |
| Souls Gathered | 23.64% | Savings | 28M, 772k (95.9%) |
| Pet | Battle hamster Stubby |
| Boss | Bluffalo with 50% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | orbital sander | +139 |
| Shield | incognito mode | +139 |
| Head | eleven-gallon hat | +140 |
| Body | coat of honor | +140 |
| Arms | not-so-smart watch | +139 |
| Legs | sneakers of suspicion | +142 |
| Talisman | sliver of hope | +141 |
Skills
- peace enforcement level 155
- thumb blowing level 146
- awkward silence level 145
- chakra bending level 142
- intimate tickling level 139
- pseudopod attack level 139
- brownian motion level 129
- full throttle level 125
- glance of Kaa level 124
- fanned fingers level 109
Feats
- ⓶ Turn in a side job in the last ten minutes ✓
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 2616 |
| Might | 1006 |
| Templehood | 458 |
| Gladiatorship | 11775 |
| Mastery | 687 |
| Taming | 736 |
| Survival | 2021 |
| Savings | 1077 |
| Arkeology | 1487 |
| Catch | 1226 |
| Wordcraft | 1260 |
| Soulfulness | 1286 |
| Unity | 292 |
| Duelery | 123 |
Achievements
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Favorite
- Honored Hunter
- Honored Renegade
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Raider, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Seadog, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 3rd rank
- Hotshot, 3rd rank
- Miner, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank