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Hero
Kalaban 庙舟畜27
level 92
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| Age | 11 years 11 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 369 thousand |
| Death Count | 183 |
| Wins / Losses | 17 / 29 |
| Temple Completed at | 05/13/2014 |
| Ark Completed at | 01/16/2016 (269.7%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 933m, 991f (93.3%) | Savings | 10M, 910k (36.4%) |
| Pet | Terror bull Snuffles 24th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | point-and-shoot sword | +100 |
| Shield | bank vault door | +102 |
| Head | eye tunes | +101 |
| Body | out-of-tunic | +103 |
| Arms | sacrificial limb | +102 |
| Legs | blade running shoes | +101 |
| Talisman | sixth sensor | +102 |
Skills
- scissorhands level 101
- cobweb gulp level 98
- cri de coeur level 92
- palm of the panda level 91
- sober view level 85
- lion belch level 75
- elbow bite level 73
- flying bird level 64
- selfish interest level 63
- knight's move level 50
Pantheons
| Might | 8789 |
| Templehood | 9750 |
Achievements
- Honored Favorite
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Savior, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank