The story of Kasane Teto began on the 29th of March, 2017.
Her life as a heroine devoted to a Great One was nothing extraordinary, but after a while she began to notice some weird / funny messages sent by wise divine beings to their servants seeking knowledge stupid, alcoholic, foolish heroes, forever changing her life. She decided to gather the best god voices for the sole purpose of selling them for hundreds of thousands of gold pieces and obtain an endless amount of beer inspiring other heroes. Have fun!
Heard the words, “Hey you! Monster! Yeah I’m talking to YOU! I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words.” boom out from somewhere in the distance.
The town crier meandered by, yelling, “Hear ye! Hear ye! Where the HELL did you put all your stuff?! I’t GONE! even the ARTIFACTS! D:<.”
The last in a line of heroes whispered, “To the west you will find what you” in my ear. It’s hilarious what crazy phrases a simple game of telephone can generate.
I heard someone shouting from the trader’s hut: “I just drove a bird into a 2 year old driving a 6 wheeler while licking a cactus.”
Strange words came in a puff of smoke: “Yeesh. You’ve been dropping faster than flies.”
A chameleon sitting on a newspaper altered its body colors to read, “? Where are all the gods?Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds??.” That’s quite some trick!
Saw a woman with a frying pan furiously chasing a man, yelling, “I like you as much as you like me!” Sounds like he’s got some explaining to do.
Strange words came in a puff of smoke: “Eat the hotdog you forgot in your tunic.”
Heard a cry of, “Worry not, my mortal. I am here whether you know it or not.” from deep underground. I’m glad I’m not in that dungeon.
Heard a hero yell, “Fighting for your life is honourable enough, no need to fight honorably as well.” just as he was being defeated by a triumphant Combustible Piñata. I’ll record his last words for posterity, even if they are a little strange.
The town crier meandered by, yelling, “Hear ye! Hear ye! Ah, Tradeburg… Listen, Kikani. You need to out-swindle these traders..”
Parrots in the main square declared: “I am writing on behalf of myself and the things that I do for you to be a character that isn’t real.”
Managed to see some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: “Soy sauce jeff the world is six did you know that?.”
Saw a proud Friend of a Foe stand atop a molehill and proclaim, “Use riddles to defeat your enemies.” Monsters’ mottos are always a bit odd.
Heard an adult male Inflatabull howl, “No seriously listen to the signs.”
While passing by a deep cleft, I heard an echo resonate from within: “Join the Kitty Cat Council, Maximus.”
Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “Of course I could build an object I couldn’t move! But I don’t want to..”
Nearly stepped on an unconscious hero with the words imprinted on his face: “There are many fakers out there you must listen only to me..”
I just heard someone in the tavern shout, “I’ll gibe you some of my power.” Pretty funny — someone’s more drunk than I am!
Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “Dont listen to them. You’re beautiful, my charge. Even @Your Waifu Is Trash agrees too..”
Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “Why did you spend so much money?!.”
Nearly stepped on an unconscious hero with the words imprinted on his face: “Be awesome! For entertainment purposes!.”
Pebbles on the road spelled out “I am so lucky that YOU read this!.” Rearranged them to say “[INSERT BEER TO BEGIN]” instead.
I heard someone shouting from the trader’s hut: “Please stop being an absolute cheese-hugger.”
Overheard a flock of birds squawk, “you only gimme 53 coins and keeping 5k!? you stingy little brat! i’ll zap you when i have gp later!.”
Chanced upon a transfixed hero muttering, “The mayor asked to write a serious of unfortunate events you didn’t just to give him your diary?.” Backed away slowly.
The word on the street is, “This is your god speaking, if you continue to disobey me, i will punish you.”
Managed to see some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: “Sorry I missed your fight BH. I owe you a beer.”
Actually bothered to read the terms of service and found, “The way you squeeze my lemon, I’m gonna fall right out of bed” listed in the fine print. I can’t believe people agree to that!
Saw a down-on-her-luck heroine holding a sign reading, “well i am not the sugar fairy what did you expect ….” That’s no way to make money.
Strange words drifted by in a cloud of smoke: “Draw me I only see words I have no clue of what you look like.”
As I walked by an abandoned mill, I heard “Your princess is in another castle.” That was creepy.
Heard a disembodied voice shout: “I can see your diary.. Love, God.” It was so unsettling I decided to record it in gray ink so I can find it faster.
Heard the body of a deceased hero whisper, “I’m unsure which of us needs the other more at this point..” I thought dead men told no tales?
Crop circles seem to spell out, “To whomever is reading this: Don’t ever let this world get you down! You’re a great person..” The farmer looks justifiably upset.
Parrots in the main square declared: “Just choose someone to fight already.”
I love this RuneScape reference:
As I walked by an abandoned mill, I heard “I’m putting a sign on you that says ‘will dance for godpower’ so that i get some gp :p.” That was creepy.
A mad hermit ran up to me and screamed, “i am smiling down upon you my daughter for your deeds shall be forever recoded in the book of life”. All very interesting, but I wish he had some clothes on.
A troop of wandering bards sang, “Kitty hugs are dangerous! They can turn you into a squishy mush!” as they flounced past. The music kids listen to today just doesn’t make any sense.
Managed to see some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: “Happy birthday godville, you sadistic lil rascal.”
Nearly stepped on an unconscious hero with the words imprinted on his forehead: “I cant feel my legs! Help! Oh wait, they just fell asleep..”
Heard a flock of birds sob, “God does exist sweetie if not who the heck am I?.” This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
A thundering voice shouted, “listen to me! nothing i say is in your head or being imagined..” And I thought my god was annoying.