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MollyPig 653

level 132
trader level 14

Wearing Lund's jumper!

Age 13 years 10 months
Personality neutral
Guild Siostra
(prophet)
Monsters Killed about 975 thousand
Death Count 385
Wins / Losses 285 / 98
Temple Completed at 11/16/2011
Ark Completed at 05/01/2015 (614.6%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/22/2018
Book Written at 12/06/2022
Souls Gathered 49.4%
Shop “Bricks and Mortar”
Pet Vengeful mole Olwyn
Boss Boozerker with 91% of power

Equipment

Weapon hurri-cane +146
Shield defence attorney +146
Head seven veils +146
Body sleeveless straight jacket +146
Arms warm embracelets +146
Legs sneakers of suspicion +146
Talisman shadow puppet +146

Skills

  • elbow bite level 186
  • somersault squatting level 163
  • brainstorm level 159
  • golden vein level 158
  • selfish interest level 150
  • deafening snore level 148
  • iron vortex level 147
  • cry of horror level 135
  • peace enforcement level 133
  • mega-bite level 119

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude1459
Might648
Templehood148
Gladiatorship589
Mastery282
Survival3897
Savings457
Arkeology242
Catch250
Wordcraft420
Soulfulness706
Unity204
Popularity22
Duelery454

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Martyr
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Scribbler, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Raider, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Soulcatcher, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Well. Here we are on Thursday 9 June 2011. 220 bricks for my Lord’s Temple.
Busy day. 5 more bricks. My Lord melted two, I bought one, found one in a mystery box, awarded one in the Arena. What will Friday bring?
10 June. 22.5 bricks. discovered that the Guild Siostra (of which I am a master) is Polish for ‘sister’. I aim to get at least two bricks a day. Melted two bricks, but it took 8 goes!Oh no! Died. But was resurrected after 2 minutes. Somehow got a brick! Melted another.
11/6 up to 23.1. Got to 23.2 but cost a fortune.12/6 23.2 2melts 2 fights.
18/6 24.8 – but lost two fights,21 june 25.8.22/6 26.3% 24/6 26.7% woke up and have somehow lost a brick! 26.6!! 26/6 27.5%. Blimey – a good day 27/6 = 28.3%! 29/7 =28.9 2/7 = 29.6 but it has all gone wrong. Had a battle somewhere, lost my weapon and a brick. then lost an arena battle with a backfire. Not fair. Bit more luck – no opponent in the arena but got a brick anyway!29.7, still no weapon.
3/7 sorted 30.2% after some adventures.5/7 30.6%.6/7 30.9% 7/7 31.2% 15/7 32.6% 16/7 33% 17/9 33.9% 20/7 35% 22/7 36.1% 23/7 Wow! got to 36.8 and 1178 on page 12. doing well and my Lord is pleased with me. 28/7 38.5% got on to page 11 just! 1/8 40%! but Timon my pet is dead. Later that day got to after losing one fight but winning a second and 2904GP -now 40.3% Have crept onto page10! Will I be one of the first 1,000 to build a Temple? 2/8 A good day 41% ~ 6 bricks.Wow – 3/8 41.6% 40 minute dual, won a brick and 5,600 GP – managed to get two more bricks for that. Earlier, died (revived after one minute) and lost 23 items and 1,000 gp. And found the first Adjustable Reference Point! So I suppose karma was balanced. 3/8 New pet, Stitch, a Trojan Horse. Welcome Stitch! 4/8 42.2% 5/8 Woke to find myself in a skirmish with Rosie of the Weeds. Won brick and a lock of the hair. 42.4% PAGE 9! Not yet 8:00 and we got 6 bricks today! 9 in the day now 43.1%. 7/8 43.6% 11/8 44.8% 13/8 Got on to page 8! 45.4% 15/8 46.2%. 19/8 47.9%
20/8 48.5% on to page 7! 21/8 49.2%23/8 50% Halfway to a Temple! 24/8 50.5% 25/8 51.1% 28/8 52.1% crept on to page 6! 2/9 54.6% 3/9 55.5% 4/9 Wow. Alchemical transmuter made 3 bricks – (05:44: Following a sudden desire, I peeked into my knapsack and found three bold trophies missing, but, fortunately, discovered three golden bricks in their place. That’s what I call a true miracle!) now 56.3% and sneaked onto page 5! 8/9 reached level 39. 58.1% 11/9 59.4% 12/9 59.9% The idea is beginning to occur that I could be in the first 500 to build a temple. 12/9 Very sad day. My magnificent pet Dandylion ‘Sneezy’ died fighting a Hefalump.( The Atypical Heffalump raised its paw for a deadly final strike on me, but suddenly Sneezy threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking its neck. Sneezy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh my Lord, why? He was so young… He will be missed). Got over 600 – now 60.3%. 14/9 lost a skirmish(unsupervised) 61.2% Killed 30,000 monsters! 15/9 Snuck onto page 4 62.1% 17/9 62.8% new pet – Boo the Dandy Lion. Welcome Boo! 18/9 63.3% 19/9 63.5% 20/9 Reached level 40 21/9 64% 24/9 65.5% An epic day 25/9 – 66.8% 13 bricks in a day and over two thirds of the way to the temple. Although rather expensive…
26/9 67.2% Alas, Boo has been killed in combat. 27/9 67.8% 28/9 68.4% 29/9 68.9% 1/10 70.2% Crept on to page 3!! 2/10 70.7% 3/10 71% Page 3 is as far as I will progress. Will try to be in the first 300. 5/10 72% 6/10 Died again. lost 5 minutes before my Lord revived me. 72.4% 7/10 73.1% 9/10 74.2% 10/10 Died AGAIN! – lost 4 minutes. 74.9%.

11/10 Acquired a new pet – Bess – Lets hope this one lasts longer…09:33: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Bipolar Bear, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Bess. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.75.4% 12/10 75.7% 13/10 76.7% 14/10 77.4% 15/10 what are the odds of this? Alchemical transmuter (2 pieces)…. and then I died and lost them both. 77.8% 16/10 78.4% 17/10 79.1% 18/10 sawn off sword accepted! 79.6% 19/10 Died AGAIN! 5 hours lost. 80.2% 20/10 81.1% 21/10 81.5% 22/10 The Undead Pixel had to perform an awesome combo, several critical strikes, three fatalities and bribed me with a golden brick before I admitted my defeat. 83% 23/10 Won a duel and then promptly found a Philosophers Stone , Following a sudden desire, I peeked into my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle!
25/10 84.5% Am on page 2. Now to stay there. 27/10 85.7%. 28/10 Bess died. Bipolar bears appear to be more fragile than most. Where can I get a durable pet? 86.6% 29/10 I appear to have reached ‘Cardinal’ rank in my guild. Following a sudden desire, I peeked into my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle! could have been three… 87.5% 30/10 88.2% 31/0 05:51: Notes from arena battle: The fight was a tie and its results will not be registered in the history. MollyPig was selected as a nominal winner. The winner receives a gold brick and 2690 coins. 10:49: I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Trojan Horse, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Behemoth. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash. Well, lets hope he lasts longer than the last one. Not a convincing name. 88.7%. 1/11 89.4% .2/11 Died again. Notes from the battlefield: Mcguinness was defeated. MollyPig got 912 gold coins. MollyPig put a medicine dropper of holy water, an extra life, a lock of Mcguinness’s hair and a golden brick for the temple into her bag The sight of the lock of Mcguinness’s hair was too much for the trader to bear. While he was unconscious, I made the transaction myself and earned 5870 coins. Wow – 4 bricks from that skirmish. 90.3% So there we are. Less than 100 bricks to go. 3/11 91% 4/11 91.8% 5/11 92.6% 6/11 93.4% 7/11 How did I waste 0 gold coins in a pub with no beer? 94.1% 8/11Dreary day. Died again….(15 minutes). Only 2 bricks all day 94.3% 9/11 94.9% 10/11 95.1% 11/11 Much better today 96.1% 12/11 96.6% 13/11 97.2% 14/11 97.6%

15/11. Oh my. The end, as it were, is in Gsight. After all that struggle, only 11 more bricks are needed to finish that damned temple. I might even have the honour of having built the 150th temple; but in any case it is going to be soon. Will it be worth it? Is this really what you want from me Lord?

Wednesday 16/11 06:15: Following a sudden desire, I peeked into my knapsack and couldn’t find two bold trophies, but found two golden bricks instead. That’s what I call a true miracle! 07:53: No opponent dared to challenge my superior combat abilities. Got 2935 gold coins for trying and returned to doing real heroic deeds. 12:00 and it is 99.6% Is today the day? Bricks for Temple: 99.9% Bricks for Temple: 100%

Well, I have 1,000 bricks. Now to build the Temple. Hope you like it Lord! Things have changed. A Quest gave me a gold brick, but it appeared as a bold item in the inventory. Momentarily at No.1 in the construction pantheon! 1 KingCrimson MollyPig Molly the Magnificent 44 100.0% Seems odd to have 3,596 coins and no need to melt them. I should also pause to remember the Monsters 41305 who made this triumph possible. Writing her name in wet cement for other heroes to admire…Building a mock temple out of sand… 08:18 Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness. 08:19 Wow, there are loads of people praying in my temple! My god ought to get something special for this.

It is true. The medal is awarded. I am 149th to build a Temple to their Lord! Auspiciously this is a Prime Number 149 is the 35th prime number, and with the next prime number, 151, is a twin prime, thus 149 is a Chen prime. 149 is a strong prime in the sense that it is more than the arithmetic mean of its two neighboring primes. 149 is an Eisenstein prime with no imaginary part and a real part of the form 3n − 1. So there.

17/11 Now to sort the guild problem out. I left Siostra by mistake (perhaps I did not know that I could have stayed?) but now it is time to get back to where I belong. I suppose that being a member of the ‘Siostra’ guild could be quite profitable. It’s time to join those fellows. Given that it is for the sisters, that seems rather inappropriate.

18/11 At the 273rd milestone.

19/11 next morning at 363rd! 388, 400, 429 What ! suddenly on 854!!!, 870 Reached Deville 900, 919, 923 – Extraordinary that the road is that long. Good by Huge Success +Found someone who allowed me to join “Siostra”. Hi, fellows! Guild Siostra (fan) + Feels good to back with with Siostra, although a bit of a come down from ‘Cardinal’ to ‘Fan’. Still, I am sure I will be welcomed and make my way up the greasy pole of guild status. 19/11 Now an ‘Intern’.

20/11 Drat. I had not countered on by construction position falling when a less experianced heroe completed their temple. Still, 149 was there and I was the 149th to complete. That can not be taken away. 22/11 I am now a recruit to Siostra guild. 23/11 Well that deals with the question as to whether you can die with a temple. Dead for about five hours before being revived. 28/11 Promoted to Follower
Ho ho. Used an Alchemical Transmuter to turn a gold brick into a gold brick. What. it is to be rich!
8/12 I have been made a Master in the Siostra Guild. 15/12 Dead for 25minutes. 17/12 dead for two hours. 21/12 Dead for half an hour. 25/12 Now a ‘Chief Master’.

9/1 Odd. Behemoth is now “Unique” which apparently suggests that he has died and been resurrected, although I did not notice it. He is now level 15 – way higher than any of the others. Have now killed 50,024 monsters.

15/1 A prediction. Next guild promotion will be on 26 January.
19/1 Oh. Promoted to advisor. So that’s that theory blown.
5/2 Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and resurrected my pet. Behemoth, I’m so glad to see you!
5/2
17/2 Now a Grand Master. Ho Ho!
2/4 Now a Cardinal. That took a long time.
1/5 Behemoth up to level 25.
28/5 Behemoth up to level 27
7/6 promoted to Hierarch
10/6 Behemoth up to 28
21/6 Behemoth up to 29. will he make it to 30?

At long last on 8 July 2012 Behemoth achived level 30, and I got the Pet Badge. “04:46: Behemoth just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.”.
21 July, Behemoth up to level 31.
2 August Behemoth up to level 32. lucky for him he was revived having been knocked out. I am level 59 now.
19 August. Imagine! Poor old Behemoth got killed again but was revived with 12k coins before I knew about it.
Scraped together 12830 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Behemoth, I’ve missed you so much!
20 Sep. Have become a Matriarch
8 October. Reached level 62.
10 October 100,000 monsters killed

23 October: Managed to revive Behemoth.
20 /12/12 Behemoth on level 40. knocked but managed to revive him.
13/1/13 saved Behemoth yet again
7/2/13 Well thats it for Behemoth. He got
to level 42 and 15 in the pantheon, but despite going in to town with 25k, his luck ran out.
10/2 And so a big MollyPig welcome to Sandy who is a Hyper Lynx. Gosh.
11/2 Just noticed that I am now a Regent in the Guild. Oooooohhhh.
7/3 Sandy died and got resurrected.
30/7 Just noticed that I have been made a Prophet! I should propheciese something…
24/9 Another new pet. Felix, a Philosoraptor. How durable will he be?
19/10 I should have mentioned earlier; now have 4.8% for the Ark and ranked 535

8/12. Felix still going. died and revived a couple of times. 13% for the Ark. level 76.
10/July/2014. Just revived Felix again. He’s level 35 now. Cost just over 14k. 49% wood for the Ark. I’m level 82
15/7 50.1% wood for Ark. Why?
9/9/2014 Felix is level 39. Revived yesterday. Keep going ol’ fella. 59.5% wood for Ark
9/10/2014 Felix revived yet again. He is on level 41. 64.3% log
27/10/2014 66.6% of the Ark. Two thirds of the way there.
30/10/2014 Felix revived. Still level 41. 141 Taming Cost 16648 coins. 67.1% logs
1/11/2014 07:24: The golden pumpkin suddenly turned into a log of gopher wood.
13/12/2014 75% of Ark. Taming is 111 and Felix is level 44
17/12/2014 Felixstowe was knocked out but somehow managed to sort himself out.

11/01/2015 Happy New Year. 80% of an Ark. Felix 45. Taming 105
16/01/2015 Healed Felix for 18124 coins (level 45). Taming 106!
19/01/2015 Cricky. Taming at 99. Unlikely to stick, but a massive achievement. Well done Felix.

8 march 2015. 90% wood for Ark. might be finished in May?

20 March Felix’s hospital bill: 19615 gold coins. Having my favorite philosoraptor back in one piece: priceless. 91.9% Ark. Taming 85th!

3 April 2015. 95% wood for Ark. Taming 81,
19 April 2015 97.5% wood for Ark. Taming 79

30 April 2015 99% Wood (and coming to the end of an epic quest). Taming 75

30 April 2015 99.7%Whoa, where am I? No milestones to reference? What are these “kilometerstones”? I’d better go back through this tunnel.
Finally! My quest to dig a tunnel to the other side of the world is done. After hearing about how epic I was, I humbly accepted a pile of wooden ark planks and a gift-wrapped, triple-sized chunk of experience.

1 May 2015 99.9% Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. MollyPig puts 14041 gold coins, a log for the ark, a paradigm shifter, a heavy-metal detector, a future antique, a mind opener, a problem solvent and a liquid crystal ball in her pockets. Wrecking Ball and N0body left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8978 gold coins in total as a consolation prize.

1 May 19.21: Found a large wooden plank sitting in the donations bowl. I have no idea how anyone managed to fit it in there.
07:20
A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Omnipotent One.
07:19
Finally arrived at the capital.

260th Ark
Ark
Is the Ark ready? Congratulations! Now what? First of all you get a new big and shiny medal. Secondly, the arks were known for storing and collecting various creatures, which means that from now on your heroine can have multiple pets. Following a god’s command, the heroine can leave her current pet in the ark and head for taming another one (with twice more options to choose a pet from). Thirdly, a god is finally powerful enough to rename any pet of his hero. New pet related controls can be found in the pet’s block.
Find more info on this and other aspects of heroes’ lives in the FAQ.

5 May. Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Felix, I’m so glad to see you in good health!. Cost about 20,000.

3 August 2015 Just as the Retired Boss Monster was about to finish me off, Felix gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal philosoraptor, if it’s the last thing I ever do! A few hours later…..
I spent 21820 coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Felix! 115%

Tough day 12/10/2015. I was killed just after Felix was knocked out. Went from 300 gold to 360000 gold, costing about 40 charges. “Felix’s hospital bill: 22998 gold coins. Having my favorite philosoraptor back in one piece: priceless”. What was interesting was that the revival ceremony took place at Monsterdam, not Godville.126.3% logs. Felix ranked 51 On we go.

27/10/15. Felix up to 46. will it stick?

7/12/15 06:19 A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Felix, instantly bringing my beloved philosoraptor back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 23675 gold coins anyway. Oh Felix, how I’ve missed you!
Did a couple of dungeons and raised 35k but then forgot about it. Thankfully it got sorted out. Felix is 44 and there is 135.1% for the Ark.

12/12/15 Felix is 40! 06:12 AM
As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Felix began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Almighty, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?

2/1/16. Happy New Year and a big Oooooooooooo – Taming now at 38! 140.4 Ark.

6/1/16 11:53 Scraped together 24094 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Felix, I’m glad to see you in great shape again! Taming back to 39. 141 for the Ark.

26/2/16. Ark 150.1. Taming 37

7/3/16 Scraped together 25215 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Felix, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

Ark 150.6 Taming 35 Felix 63 level

1April 2016 15:29 Suddenly, Felix began to spin in a circle at really high speed. When it finally stopped, I noticed that my pet had leveled up and was also wearing a super-philosoraptor costume. 33rd!

24 April 05:54 PM
JUST AS THE AVEЯAGE FOE WAS ABOUT TO FIИISH ME OFF, FELIX GAMELУ THЯEW HIMSELF HEAD-FIЯST AT THE CЯEATUЯE, KILLIИG IT IИSTAИTLУ. HE’S BEEИ STUPEFIED SIИCE, WITH HIS EУES CЯOSSED AИD HIS TOИGUE HAИGIИG OUT. I PЯOMISE I’LL HEAL УOU, MУ BЯAVE, LOУAL PHILOSOЯAPTOЯ, IF IT’S THE LAST THIИG I EVEЯ DO!

25 April Worst day ever. Felix is knocked out. Two good trips to the dungeon raised 56,000 coin and 43/50 items. Was then killed and lost the lot. Felix has 39 hours left and is in peril.

26 April. That was a damn close run thing.
08:53 Scraped together 26095 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Felix, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

20 hours left. Got into the temple with 30,000. Meanwhile Ark 161.4%. Felix at 32 in the list.

30/4 04:03
With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Felix suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he? Up to 26!

14/5Just as the Postman of the Apocalypse was about to finish me off, Felix gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal philosoraptor, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

15/5 02:40
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Felix, I’m so glad to see you in good health! That was tough. cost about 27,000 and 45 charges. It would be nice to have a few breaks.

28 May 02:26 Felix glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level. Level 24.

17 June. Here we go again.The Fashion Offender raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Felix suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Felix was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

18 June. 0:20
Scraped together 26614 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Felix, I’m glad to see you in great shape again! Phew. Started with about 40,000. Not Godville!! sorted itself out. Felix is Level 66 position 26.

26 June10:36 PM
Felix just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level. Now 67 – Taming 21! – update 3/7 now 20!!!

13 July Wood now 175%
27 July 03:07 PM
Felix just shed his skin! Wait, does a philosoraptor do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now. Level 68 Taming 18!!

1 August 01:19 AM
Just as the Hell’s Kitten was about to finish me off, Felix gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal philosoraptor, if it’s the last thing I ever do!

1 August 04:00 PM
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Felix, I’m so glad to see you in good health! Cost about 28000.
5 August. Taming 16
17 August Having flipped back up to 18, today it has gone back to 16. 18 August back to 18…. 20 August – 17! 22 August -15!!! 24 August 17…

26 August " 05:35 PM Felix just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level." But only 18th….

4 September08:13 PM
The Dandy Lion raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Felix suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Felix was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
11:00
I spent 28058 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Felix!
18 September10:55 With a crash, a bang and a wallop, Felix suddenly reached the next level. He’s not going to overtake me, is he? 16th

Got gold 79412 coins after a right old faff. Cost 60+ charges
27 September 01:50
Scraped together 28035 gold coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Felix, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!

19 October 05:39 AM
Felix glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level. 14th

28/10 08:38 AM
The Healing Bicyclops raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Felix suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Felix was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

29/10 03:12
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Felix, instantly bringing my beloved philosoraptor back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 28740 gold coins anyway. Oh Felix, how I’ve missed you! currently 12th.

9/11 195% Ark

20/1105:59 AM
Some say it’s the reason heroes drink, and that it once swallowed a hero whole just to prove it wasn’t poisonous. All I know is that it’s called Felix, and it just leveled up. 11th

27/11 09:33 PM
The Bandwidth Devourer raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Felix suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Felix was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete! Here we go again…

28/11 5:52 PM
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Felix, I’m so glad to see you in good health! Cost around 29,000. Very messy. Lost a dual and some awful dungeons. Cost about 23 charges.

7/12/16 Now at 199.6 logs…..

9/12/16 Ark 200%. No message as to the significance of this. 100% was back in May 2015.

18/12/16 08:51
A high priest rolled up his sleeves and slapped Felix, instantly bringing my beloved philosoraptor back to consciousness! At least, I think he was a priest… Paid him 29161 gold coins anyway. Oh Felix, how I’ve missed you!

28/12/16 12:59 AM
Felix was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up! Level 73 but only 11th.

6/1/2017 06:42 PM
Hooray! I just aged another level: 100! So Almighty, where is my birthday present?

23/01/2017 12:18 AM
The Chinkilla raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Felix suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Felix was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
23/01/2017 10:02 PM
Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet’s heavy wounds. Felix, I’m so glad to see you in good health! Cost about 29k.

27/01. Felix up to 74 and seems to be holding firm at 10th.

12/04/17 10:57 AM
The Monstrous Appetite raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Felix suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Felix was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
16/04/17 10:57
I didn’t manage to heal up my pet’s wound in time. Well, Felix, your regenerating abilities will help you to recover, but I think level-ups and pantheons are not for you anymore. On the other hand, who needs those silly things anyway? Well we tried everthing, four goes and about 70 charges, but the fucking game did not want poor Felix in it.

22/4/17 03:05 PM Welcome Olwyn.
I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Vengeful Mole, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Olwyn. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.

8/6/17 01:32 PM
I spent 4848 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Olwyn! 12th level Taming 5343
11:20 AM
The Fractaldactyl raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Olwyn suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Olwyn was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

8/9/1701:53 PM
Just as the Bard of Prey was about to finish me off, Olwyn gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal vengeful mole, if it’s the last thing I ever do!
03:58 AM
I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Olwyn! (level 23 – 2721!!)

23 July 2018 Been awhile. 12:03 PM
The Misfortune Teller raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Olwyn suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Olwyn was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!

Olwyn’s hospital bill: 17352 gold coins. Having my favorite vengeful mole back in one piece: priceless.s

Olwyn now level 43, 1 year 3 months.