Hero

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Ulock 28

level 85

I'm gonna l*ck you up!!!

Age 13 years 2 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 279 thousand
Death Count 111
Wins / Losses 60 / 56
Temple Completed at 09/10/2012
Ark Completed at 01/20/2016 (105.8%)
Twos of Every Kind 15m, 9f (0.9%)
Savings 8M, 57k (26.9%)
Pet Vengeful mole Dino 5th level

Equipment

Weapon axe of valor +94
Shield solar disc +94
Head deja view glasses +94
Body shining armor of darkness +96
Arms rolled-up sleeves +94
Legs full metal trousers +94
Talisman jailhouse rock +95

Skills

  • street magic level 90
  • oak cloaking level 81
  • strong brow level 80
  • opacity control level 75
  • menacing glance level 71
  • steel finger level 69
  • iron vortex level 68
  • mating contact level 59
  • liana-eyebrows level 46
  • exhaust of the dragon level 45

Pantheons

Might10874
Templehood2219
Gladiatorship10914

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Encountering the Unholy Mackerel.

Whilst I was relaxing at the waterside of a nice little pond I had a very strange encounter. I was pondering my adventures, thinking about all the milestones I passed, mysterious voices heared and enemies slain.

And there was something tilting it’s head out of the water. At first I couldn’t see what it was, but quickly it came appearent that it was a mackerel. Being in a good mood because I just counted my goldcoins I hailed to the fish “Good day fine pondcreature, having a nice swim”!

“Oh, sod of! You believer in your puny God” was what the mackerel answered. Shocked that I was, not only of his use of cursing words but also that he would talk bad about my God I asked him why he did so!

His answer was short: “For I am the Unholy Mackerel and I hate your God! In fact I hate everybody’s God and all believers must die!”

With in moments of speaking those words the Unholy Mackerel whipped itself out of the water and tried to whip his tail on my face to inflict some damage! I was still in shock because of the bad things he said about my God (oh bless him very much!) but I managed to have a quick reaction!

I took a stick that was just sticking there out of the mud and pierced his Unholy body like I was holding a mighty spear! He sweared and sweared as he tried to free himself from the stick! Never have I heared such a blasphemy and because of that I didn’t want him to survive.

Finaly his last breath left his body! I was getting hungry, but I couldn’t eat this Unholy Mackerel because I was afraid his Unholy thoughts would enter my stomach, and right at the moment I was thinking this I found a big bush of elderberries!

These are truely the ways of my great God! I will kill every Unholy Mackerel in sight and offer it to you my great Lord!

09:15 The Unholy Mackerel is dead. I received 38 gold coins and a stick in the mud.