02:57 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Nessie. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
10:50 AM A traveling wizard showed me a game that plays itself.
04:50 PM A citizen of Beerburgh confronted me with a wanted poster, exclaiming, “The reward for your capture is mine, Drugnell!” However, after only a short fight, he fled. Guess he didn’t realize how much battle experience heroes get.
04:37 PM On my travels I met a wise man who told me that ignorance is bliss. I tried to remember who he was, but realized that I don’t know and don’t care.