Introducing our dauntless hero!
Collywobble, noun (singular). Thought to be from the collywobbles, “an uncomfortable feeling in the stomach caused by feelings of nervousness or slight fear”.
…and his glorious goddess
Lollygag, verb (intransitive), “to fool around and waste time; to dilly-dally, dawdle, loaf around, or goof off”.
That about sums up our hero/goddess relationship.