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Who is the Goddess of Crescent Moonlight?
The Goddess of the heroine is mostly called Lunarea the Goddess of Celestial Bodies.
Most people don’t understand what
Celestial Bodies mean but it practically means she is the Goddess of everything in space.
Well actually she just wants to be called
Goddess of Celestial Bodies.
But she is known as,
Lunarea the Goddess of Space.
She is a Goddess that floats around space looking for entertainment when she found out about a world where other gods and goddesses come together to watch their hero or heroine do brave and stupid stuff.
She found it entertaining enough and also joined in the chaos.
She didn’t know that choice will lead to a lot of character development for both her and her chosen heroine. And also a lot of chaos, I guess?
Anyways just sit back and enjoy the stupid stuff the Goddess of Celes-
You know what, let’s not use her made-up title. (THAT’S NOT MADE UP!)
Let us sit back and enjoy all of the stupid stuff the Goddess of Space will write down in her “totally not copying the heroine” Diary! (ITS A JOURNAL! AND I AM NOT COPYING HER!)
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Introduction
Hello! And Welcome!
You might be wondering what this is and you are right for wondering because even I, Lunarea, absolutely have no idea of what I am gonna write here.
I am planning to just make Chapters of topics about my heroine so that you guys can better understand who she is and what is the relationship between us Goddess and Heroine.
Lucky you if you ever stumbled over here and see this because you will now read all the rumbling and grumbling of a Goddess.
Well buckle up your seat belt because you are now going to read
The Legendary Ultimate Omega Mythical Myth of Crescent, and all her stupid decisions.
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Chapter 1: A Bit Too Much Beer
1st Segment
Goddess speaking.
This is my first time writing here so I don’t know what to talk about.
The only topic I can think of is about her drinking problem and I am not kidding when I say I have A LOT to talk about.
I always wonder how she can fit all those beer mugs that she drank.
Its not like I am telling her to stop using money for her entertainment,
it’s just hard to see 500+ gold vanish from her pouch in just a few sentences on her diary.
Remind you that this is happening when my heroine is just starting her adventure.
She just bought her first equipment with 200 gold and then wasted 500 gold for a lot of beer, like… WHY! Why will you use more money for beer than better gear!
Hell! Even buying healing items will be better than using 80% of you money to buy a crap ton of beer.
I am actually very glad that she has stopped drinking after becoming pure good.
I can see her being able to save more money for her to buy better gear, this will also be able to quicken the time needed to build a temple.
I don’t really care about having a temple but the benefits that will give to both me and my heroine is huge so building it is essential.
To be honest I am glad that this hell is over because if I have to watch her use all of her money for drinking any longer I might have lost it.
2nd Segment
Goddess speaking.
It’s pretty hard to make sure your champion keeps being a “good person”, I just looked away for a bit and she immediately started drinking AGAIN, and not just a tiny bit, she started drinking a SHIT ton.
I guess it’s also my fault for looking away for a bit, I forgot that time is different in different parts of the universe.
I just wanted to look for some inspiration on what I am gonna write here and travelled to a different world because Godville is filled with a bunch of noisy gods and goddesses.
I don’t know how to cure my heroine’s drinking problem, but I can at least make sure she doesn’t drink herself to death while I am not looking at her. For now, her drinking is not really that problematic anymore, she has better gear than before and she also learned how to use her money properly instead of using it all for beer.
I am pretty happy for her character development, It makes me remember a scientist that brings his grandson on a bunch of different realities for “adventure”, his also an alcoholic at first but now he doesn’t drink that much anymore, just like my heroine that still drinks sometimes but doesn’t drink herself that she passes out.
Good job little Cresy.
I am VERY proud of you.
Anyways, that is all for this Chapter.
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Chapter 2: How many times did she die already?
1st Segment
Goddess speaking here, again.
For this year I want to talk about one of the funniest things I have seen her do, which is to die.
I am not telling you that death is fun, oh no, death is not fun, just like the God of Death, that dude is not fun.
But anyways there is a lot of god or goddess of death here so I can’t say that all of them are not fun to party with.
I just wanna say that killing yourself or someone else is not entertaining, what is entertaining is watching someone that you know will revive slip accidentally and die while in combat with a cat.
Now that’s hilarious, I just revived my heroine in her first death, and it’s not even a glorious death.
She didn’t sacrifice herself for the greater good or anything, she just, dies and then moves on with her day.
I found it funny how many weird ways my heroine can die, just like, maybe in the future I can see her die from an old granny or something.
Just the thought of that makes me want to laugh my ass off, HAHAHAHAHA.
Anyways, once I see her die again in a weird way I should write it down here.
That’s it for today, cya!
Anyway, see you guys later.
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Chapter 3: Stop Making More Friends
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