Hero

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The no one 459

level 110

🐙Lose[R] of the seas ! ✓

Age 5 years 4 months
Personality neutral
Guild Nautilus
(nautiest)
Monsters Killed about 380 thousand
Death Count 95
Wins / Losses 158 / 203
Temple Completed at 04/08/2020
Ark Completed at 06/02/2021 (296.4%)
Pairs Gathered at 04/09/2023
Words in Book 50.1%
Savings 17M, 147k (57.2%)
Pet Blind gorgon Blaze 8th level
Boss Ducktator with 312% of power

Equipment

Weapon axe of despotism +124
Shield ethereal shield +124
Head beauty pageant tiara +124
Body nuclear winter jacket +122
Arms secondhand glove +124
Legs boots of sprained ankles +124
Talisman shrunken head of state +124

Skills

  • navel clamp level 101
  • slap of the whale level 101
  • electro-broom level 100
  • forced generosity level 97
  • save-load level 97
  • peace enforcement level 93
  • poisoned kiss level 92
  • rail-bending level 79
  • lossy compression level 77
  • full throttle level 72

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude95
Might3889
Templehood33316
Gladiatorship3554
Mastery2862
Taming1198
Survival720
Savings2655
Arkeology2764
Catch2740
Wordcraft2362
Duelers672
Unity7
Popularity8
Duelery12
Adventure6

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

== WIP ==

Emptyness and fullness were the only thing that existed. Both equally devoid of meaning, but both equally important to keep the balance of existance, as Chi and Yang, as black and white does. It was quite an experience, you know ? Watching the universe do its thing. It’s like a divine Geographic Channel. But then, something changed: we found the controller. We, the eternal watchers, decided to try another channel, from the meaningless TV show about an unchanging universe to a TV show in an universe filled with chaos and creatures with inner hardships, such as alcoholism and utter dumbness (holy crap, a lot of dumbness).

It was, well, something. In the first 5 minutes, at least, until it was obvious that the pittyful things lacked any objective besides getting wasted, which wasted the watchers patience. Until one of ours, called Karen, had the ideia of going to the studio and of electrifying the ass of one of those mortals, and to demand to talk with the manager.

You should have seen the face of that drunkard, it was precious. I bet he pissed his pants haha. Seeing such amazing effects without CGI was enough to melt the mind of that simple creature, forcing the watcher to assume his position (and call the cleaning team). It was glorious !

Anyway, the script goes like this: The “humans” which is a stupid name ,started praising powerful beings called gods, and started doing stupid things in their name, such as building gigantic gold temples and arks (such a waste of building constructions). The protagonist was created by one of those powerful beings that, even with his greatness, forgot to add a backstory to the characters, which made him earn the title of “The no one” by the other humans. Quite rude, must I say.

In the other hand, the antagonists are the “monsters”. They’re equally chaotic, mostly formed by Chi, but with a certain amount of Yang in the form of artifacts. It is honestly a really good show, since everyone loves a bit of bloodshed. There’s even a sideshow where different humans, in particular one called HeyBayBay , the first user of a Holy Book, battle one another in a giant arena ! It’s perfect for selling products like posters, themed clothes and toys.

The crowd really enjoys the trama and the comedy of it, although the script ended in the second season, where they decided to watch “zombies” that the characters called “walkers” for no reason. Regardless, I’m an avid fan, and I can’t wait to see where it goes and what the stupid protagonist ends up.

Spoiler alert: I hear he ends up as a dungeon master for a group of friends. What a nerdy hero 🧙‍♂️

(Hope you at least laughed a bit, and have a good day 😃. feel free to say anything).