Hero

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The no one 459

level 112

🐙Lose[R] of the seas ! ✓

Age 5 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild Nautilus
(nautiest)
Monsters Killed about 413 thousand
Death Count 104
Wins / Losses 158 / 204
Temple Completed at 04/08/2020
Ark Completed at 06/02/2021 (317.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 04/09/2023
Words in Book 65.8%
Savings 18M, 641k (62.1%)
Pet Blind gorgon Blaze 24th level
Boss Ducktator with 312% of power

Equipment

Weapon axe of despotism +125
Shield ethereal shield +125
Head beauty pageant tiara +125
Body nuclear winter jacket +126
Arms punchline gloves +127
Legs boots of sprained ankles +125
Talisman shrunken head of state +124

Skills

  • rickrolling level 103
  • sober view level 101
  • swoop of the smith level 101
  • deafening snore level 101
  • lion belch level 99
  • forced generosity level 97
  • golden vein level 93
  • dove of peace level 90
  • brownian motion level 80
  • full throttle level 73

Feats

  • ⓷ Get featured in the newspaper as a famous hero
  • ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones
  • ⓶ Fill out the newspaper bingo completely
  • ⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row
  • ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day
  • ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold

Pantheons

Gratitude88
Might3708
Templehood33303
Gladiatorship3570
Mastery2796
Taming1161
Survival710
Savings2501
Arkeology2623
Catch2627
Wordcraft2231
Unity7
Popularity127
Duelery18
Adventure6

Achievements

  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Freelancer, 1st rank
  • Hunter, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Raider, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Renegade, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scientist, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Seadog, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Hotshot, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

== WIP ==

Emptyness and fullness were the only thing that existed. Both equally devoid of meaning, but both equally important to keep the balance of existance, as Chi and Yang, as black and white does. It was quite an experience, you know ? Watching the universe do its thing. It’s like a divine Geographic Channel. But then, something changed: we found the controller. We, the eternal watchers, decided to try another channel, from the meaningless TV show about an unchanging universe to a TV show in an universe filled with chaos and creatures with inner hardships, such as alcoholism and utter dumbness (holy crap, a lot of dumbness).

It was, well, something. In the first 5 minutes, at least, until it was obvious that the pittyful things lacked any objective besides getting wasted, which wasted the watchers patience. Until one of ours, called Karen, had the ideia of going to the studio and of electrifying the ass of one of those mortals, and to demand to talk with the manager.

You should have seen the face of that drunkard, it was precious. I bet he pissed his pants haha. Seeing such amazing effects without CGI was enough to melt the mind of that simple creature, forcing the watcher to assume his position (and call the cleaning team). It was glorious !

Anyway, the script goes like this: The “humans” which is a stupid name ,started praising powerful beings called gods, and started doing stupid things in their name, such as building gigantic gold temples and arks (such a waste of building constructions). The protagonist was created by one of those powerful beings that, even with his greatness, forgot to add a backstory to the characters, which made him earn the title of “The no one” by the other humans. Quite rude, must I say.

In the other hand, the antagonists are the “monsters”. They’re equally chaotic, mostly formed by Chi, but with a certain amount of Yang in the form of artifacts. It is honestly a really good show, since everyone loves a bit of bloodshed. There’s even a sideshow where different humans, in particular one called HeyBayBay , the first user of a Holy Book, battle one another in a giant arena ! It’s perfect for selling products like posters, themed clothes and toys.

The crowd really enjoys the trama and the comedy of it, although the script ended in the second season, where they decided to watch “zombies” that the characters called “walkers” for no reason. Regardless, I’m an avid fan, and I can’t wait to see where it goes and what the stupid protagonist ends up.

Spoiler alert: I hear he ends up as a dungeon master for a group of friends. What a nerdy hero 🧙‍♂️

(Hope you at least laughed a bit, and have a good day 😃. feel free to say anything).