Oops, looks like this omniscient, omnipotent, omnivorous Almighty is currently undergoing a writer’s block.
Update 10th Nov: Hmmm, I still don’t have much on my mind here, I’m sure you don’t mind waiting a while eh Bellius?
Update 13th Nov: Congratulations Bellius! Barely a month old and You’ve already got yourself a pet penguin! Seems like someone has been hard at work!
Speaking of which, perhaps it’s high time I spend a couple minutes to give you an origin story… Best start collecting beer jokes…
Update 7th Feb: Don’t fret, my man. I’m working on it…just need some ideas first.
Update 12th Apr: Hey there Bellius. Still waiting, are you? Well, just a little bit more patience, alright? Alright? Are you there, Bellius? Holy…are you sulking?
Update 17th May: Looks like a big one this time. You built me a temple! Is that why you’re never there when I send a godvoice your way? Well, I’m impressed, at any rate, and deeply touched as well. Let these words bear witness to your faithful servitude, and carry your name through the chords of time, Bellius, Temple Raiser.
Update 8th Oct: Your anniversary’s coming up soon. First year in godville. Wouldn’t feel right leaving you here without any sort of background. I just hope this is acceptable. Well then, Bellius, the work on your origin story begins now.
The Tale of Bellius(Version one): Broken glass
Rome.
A word that could not be described or explained by the most sophisticated of scribes. A place that transcends any existential planes in the material world. An oracle whose wildest and most impossible predictions leave no room for doubt. A city above all others, shining at the summit of an empire whose glory defys even the might of the goddess Nox herself.
A hideous, festering pit of torment hollowed from blood and tears. My home. If I ever had one.
All roads lead to Rome. A laughable assertion, as conceited as it is fanciful. Within Rome, all roads lead to slavery.
I was born a slave. Just another one in a million, bred and raised like cattle to serve the city’s finest.
Update: Jan 17, 2024. Sorry Bellius, I want to continue creating your story but, there’s just a bit too much on my divine plate right now. Guess I’ll see you around in october when my studies are done…who knows, maybe I’ll find some time for you before then. For now tho, farewell.