I ain’t seen nothing yet! Actually I just got here. –
Yay. I got the first golden brick! (‘bout time!) – Ups, Nice Hat just killed Bad Hair! Well it’s the first time, and it won’t be the the last I’m sure! – Yay, Bad Hair is about to join her first guild. “We Are Atheists” here she comes. – Ah, just joined BYOB. This is a fine guild. Think
I`ll stay here a while! – Well, the (semi rabid) Rockey Raccoon was sent on his merry way. (Go away Nipper!) Now Bad Hair has got a (drunk, yes I saw the picture in wiki!) Stripeless Zebra, ‘Clumsy’. At least he’s rideable. Could be fun…. We got a 7th place in bingo today! 46 points. Best yet. BH has eight skills now. I say it’s time to get the last two. GO BH!! Yay, I made Cardinal rank in BYOB today. Careerist 3. rank. (took long enough!)
Heroine
Bad Hair 庙畜19
level 64
You're... FUBAR!!!
| Age | 8 years 6 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 121 thousand |
| Death Count | 79 |
| Wins / Losses | 13 / 30 |
| Temple Completed at | 02/18/2017 |
| Wood for Ark | 71.3% | Savings | 2M, 682k (8.9%) |
| Pet | Heffalump Snowy 20th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | sling of outrageous fortune | +75 |
| Shield | questionable content filter | +72 |
| Head | helm of perpetual ineptitude | +73 |
| Body | shroud of mystery | +71 |
| Arms | awkward paws | +70 |
| Legs | pair of winged sandals | +75 |
| Talisman | vanity mirror | +73 |
Skills
- swoop of the smith level 38
- street magic level 37
- seasickness level 35
- heel grip level 35
- brain dilution level 35
- electro-broom level 33
- thumb blowing level 31
- poisoned kiss level 29
- instant hairloss level 28
- effect of the groundhog level 26
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 8750 |
| Templehood | 22451 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Renegade, 1st rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Shipwright, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank