Using her notes of the Christian God’s method, Nimslol used clay to sculpt a hero in her own image. Then, she shook her head. Her champion couldn’t fight efficiently with soft ample curves and long flowing locks. So she began shifting the clay into more useful shapes, making the hero a complement to her.
She began by carving away softness that bounced and jiggled to produce muscles that would ripple and bulge. She elongated the limbs so the hero could reach things on traders’ shelves instead of asking a nearby customer. She scooped clay from the chest to give her hero more traditionally male bits and pieces. The long vines of hair were replaced with moss that wouldn’t get caught in closing doors and such.
Satisfied, the goddess breathed life into her creation. He opened his eyes and she smiled. Then, he began to speak. Her heart sank when his words reminded her that she’d neglected to give him a bountiful brain.
“Ah, well,” she murmured, setting him on his path. “At least life will teach you what you need to know. Now go and glorify me.”
Hero
Lolsnim 539
level 123
Frabjous!
| Age | 9 years 5 months |
| Personality | gentle |
| Guild |
Black
(blackest)
|
| Monsters Killed | about 728 thousand |
| Death Count | 235 |
| Wins / Losses | 11 / 12 |
| Temple Completed at | 04/20/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 11/18/2017 (459.5%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 01/19/2020 |
| Book Written at | 10/22/2023 |
| Souls Gathered | 29.96% | Savings | 25M, 67k (83.6%) |
| Pet | Battlesheep Cupil |
| Boss | Escargolem with 72% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | brain freeze ray | +136 |
| Shield | big book of self defence | +136 |
| Head | compound bow tie | +136 |
| Body | trenchcoat of arms | +136 |
| Arms | ham fists | +134 |
| Legs | rocket skates | +136 |
| Talisman | vital sign | +134 |
Skills
- street magic level 138
- peace enforcement level 128
- glance of Kaa level 120
- strong brow level 119
- quantum fireball level 117
- sticky fingers level 115
- selfish interest level 114
- iron vortex level 112
- pathological honesty level 105
- tin throat level 90
Feats
- ⓶ Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones ✓
- ⓶ Deliver both a wanted monster and a wanted artifact within one day ✓
- ⓵ Die to a monster and lose 15k gold ✓
Pantheons
| Might | 1811 |
| Templehood | 16124 |
| Mastery | 1544 |
| Taming | 3009 |
| Survival | 2167 |
| Savings | 1523 |
| Creation | 3113 |
| Arkeology | 1286 |
| Catch | 1360 |
| Wordcraft | 1116 |
| Soulfulness | 1142 |
| Unity | 162 |
| Popularity | 115 |
| Duelery | 295 |
| Adventure | 268 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Freelancer, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Saint, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Scribbler, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Soulcatcher, 3rd rank