06:13 Came across a board game in the forest that was playing itself. Felt an eerie sense of affection for it.
00:56 They say that money’s the root of all evil. No wonder I’m always broke.
13:30 Through blissful ignorance and terrifying awareness…
01:33 Knock-knock… Knock-knock… Come on Almighty, it’s only fun if you say “Who’s there?”
16:59 You know Most Righteous One, I think some of those other deities are treating this as a game.
17:41 Omnipotent One, if I were to become an atheist, would you still love me?
17:48 A comforting wind brought a smell of lavender and comfrey to me, as I felt a kiss brush against each and every wound. Thanks for the healing, Almighty, but don’t you think that was a little too personal?
17:59 Voodoo Barbie is salivating wildly at the thought of how the heroine will taste…
18:17. Doing something you’d rather not know about…
18:55. Cheating on Death by flirting with Danger…
00:05 Exalted One, did you know that you’re actually my hero?
09:43 Did some thinking and concluded that the Almighty has the heart of a dove and it’s filled with love.
05:40 I heard that when it rains, it’s because you’re crying. Don’t be upset, my Lord! Look, I’m doing a little dance for you!
06:52 Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “this symbiosis is creepy.” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
01:26 Luminous One, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard how a choir was singing a song with the words “I’m unsure which of us needs the other more at this point.” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
this symbiosis is creepy…
this symbiosis is crazy…
this symbiosis is lovely…
our symbiosis is lovely…
our symbiosis is crazy…
we are crazy…
07:56 Heard a loud popping noise right before confetti and glitter rained down from the sky. Thanks, Most Righteous One. I’m going to be picking this out of my hair and armor for weeks!
11:13 Watched a chicken cross the road. Wondered why it did so.
22:05 Good friends are hard to come by. At least I know I’ll always have you, Great One.
13:59 I’ve been thinking, Exalted One. Is ‘our symbiosis Is.’ really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the hearts of my enemies and comfort me on cold, lonely nights?
21:23 Yelled ‘Giggle, Grin and KILL!!!’ at the Trigger Happy Camper and it died laughing. Found 22 gold coins.
22:22 Tore off a piece of the monster as a keepsake.
09:02 Time to get back to my mission.
10:40.The heroine is shouting ‘Grin! Giggle… KILL!!!!’ to encourage herself…
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01:05 I keep writing to you, Soul Supreme. Why won’t you write back?