Honestly I wish my God checked on me more, maybe helped once in a while…
Hero
Umpo 447
level 113
It's not even a thing.
| Age | 13 years 1 month |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 555 thousand |
| Death Count | 208 |
| Wins / Losses | 60 / 66 |
| Temple Completed at | 06/03/2013 |
| Ark Completed at | 08/22/2017 (316.0%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 10/03/2021 |
| Words in Book | 56.5% | Savings | 18M, 406k (61.4%) |
| Pet | Octobear Smolbear |
| Boss | Escargolem with 81% of power |
Equipment
| Weapon | tearjerker | +123 |
| Shield | low level hero | +124 |
| Head | industrial military complexion | +124 |
| Body | nuclear winter jacket | +125 |
| Arms | infidelity gauntlet | +124 |
| Legs | speedo of light | +123 |
| Talisman | slay bell | +125 |
Skills
- pathological honesty level 115
- teeth gnashing level 111
- scissorhands level 110
- spontaneous combustion level 108
- awkward silence level 105
- forced generosity level 105
- Cheshire smile level 103
- fake smile level 97
- contagious yawning level 96
- epitaph writing level 92
Pantheons
| Might | 3334 |
| Templehood | 7248 |
| Gladiatorship | 12087 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Renegade
- Builder, 1st rank
- Careerist, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Invincible, 2nd rank
- Miner, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Scribbler, 2nd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank
- Scientist, 3rd rank
- Seadog, 3rd rank