(Work in Progress)
Hoid’s Journey:
Item Crafting recipe:
mini quest—————|| pqs
black box—————|| bcdim
charge box————|| ps
godpower box——|| dmw
aura box——————|| abcfs
full health—————|| fgmz
teleport———————|| cegmpw
invite—————————|| i
align—————————|| h
midas————————|| apst
fuse——————————|| ehkmp
skill change————|| bsj
new friend————|| cist
arena teleport———|| a
solo boss——————|| amt
party boss—————|| hlm
The 7 Day Watch
- > 7th day – 3rd of May, 2022
Seeing Omniscient Reader’s continued struggle, many deities came together to give their support by twisting a small fraction of The Great Random and bless the oblivious hero – Hoid.
04:35 PM You know, Great One, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Pet hunting we will go
pet hunting we will go
mostly awake for 7 days
pet hunting we will go
sniff sniff.
|| The fateful encounter:
07:25 PM A 🦴 Evil Minion showed up out of nowhere, roaring “K-kill me-e!”
|| 7 days worth of Catharsis:
07:28 PM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Evil Minion, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Bolt. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
|| Name Change
09:09 PM Divine enlightenment politely made it clear that I was calling my pet by the wrong name all this time. I’ll be calling him Nifty from now on!
>> Hoid & Nifty, pals for life! <<
7th of May, 2022
05:58 AM Nifty spotted a relative in the monster and pulled it aside for a talk. 🦴 Evil Minion nodded a few times, laid out its 236 gold coins and slowly trudged away.
Hoid’s note: Nifty has proven himself to be a reliable partner – bashing skulls & fetching heal pots when needed. Today, we meet one of his cousins – talking about how great I am no doubt!
14th of May, 2022
07:14 AM Nifty stood in front of me and enthusiastically wagged his tail as I scratched his ears. It wasn’t his fault that the attacking monster got flogged in the process. That’ll teach the Leader of the Banned not to interrupt hero-evil minion time!
19th of July, 2022
02:07 PM Threw a stick into the bushes. Nifty fetched back a ‘How to Serve Heroes’ cookbook. ‘Am I going to be okay?’
11th of October, 2023
12:48 PM Nifty idly observed some fleas building him a temple. You know, Terrifying One, I’m not surprised.
Hoid’s Diary:
- > 9th of May, 2022
|| Bow chaka bow wow:
08:36 PM Stared intently at the trader hoping she would give me a discount. She asked me out instead.
(Inner voice: “It’s finally happening!!!”
“La da daaa la da da
My lover’s roseee, I will pluck.
My love it’s time for us to fuuu-”)
“Yow! C’mon everyone has those thoughts, Almighty!”
- > 23rd of April, 2023
|| Hitting on women for the Almighty:
11:36 AM Posed for a selfie over the body of the defeated Holykeeper, making sure to get my new holy powercell in the background.
Note: have this entry drawn by a competent artist to look like a social media post on (insert godly social media name, GodlyFans? Praisebook?, decision pending)
- > 5th of October, 2023
|| Befriending a shy one:
08:51 PM A sudden offer of friendship hit the Holykeeper so hard, it dropped a holy powercell and walked away spellbound.
- > 26th of October, 2023
|| Getting freaky with lamia’s:
01:47 PM The Blind Gorgon mumbled something about the safe word and succumbed to its wounds. I’ll keep its pocket hero and 111 coins safe.
- > 15th of December, 2024
|| Sleepover with the local…wildlife
12:32 PM Found refuge in a cave for the night. Shared my blanket with the bear living inside. Came out unscratched. Winter is awesome.
Dueler 1st rank – 1st of July, 2021
Hoid: "Almighty! I got a rank! It says ‘Dueler 1st rank’! Is…is that good?
Omni: “WTF?! No no…[Dueler 1st rank]…Shit!” unintelligible disembodied screaming
ARENA:
- > [10th of June, 2021] – groggily went to arena & was jolted awake by a match with arena local resident, Hairplug4men ’s alt.
Fight Log
vs. The Sock
First Arena match that made me spend 20+ charges and against a very active & seasoned ranker.
- > [11th of June, 2021] – got matched with the current rank 1 in the Duelers Pantheon. His weapon of choice – Boredom.
Fight Log
vs. Persuasive Advocate
This is the most BORING & FRUSTRATING match I’ve had since I started this game (4years 6months). If there was a blacklist feature in this game, this guy would be at the top of the list & the first one to get added! I hope for the sake of my sanity, I don’t get matched with another 🐌 Snail 🐌.
Faults:
1. I was not backfire counting.
2. I did not action lock the goody goody early in the match when I had plenty of hp to spare.
3. Counting 3 success vc’s through the wall of texts is tripping me.
(pre-Six pack update #1)
- > [1st of July, 2021] – that’s one less Ever Healing 🐌 Snail 🐌 to worry about.
Last Fight
vs. Persuasive Advocate
- > [10th of October, 2021] – Highest gold gained up to this point. 100k bet
SAVINGS:
5th of June, 2021 – My first million saved in the bank!
10th of August, 2021 – 2 million in the bank.
18th of July, 2024 – Huh? Why isn’t there a record? I’m at 14 million now. Cursed Piggy Bankers caught slacking!
NEWSPAPER:
26th of November, 2024
Hoid — 106th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “🌊Lagviathan🦈Wrangleℜ💫”, stands at the 135th position in the pantheon of Taming under the vigilant supervision of the god Omniscient Reader. He asked us not to feature him in this issue, but we do what we want.
“Milord, could you send a few lightning bolts on those paparazzi’s please?”
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Dueler 1st rank – July 1, 2021
- > Pet Levelups – [Evil Minion]
1 – 3rd of May, 2022 – 07:28 PM
2 – 4th of May, 2022 – 07:59 PM
3 – 5th of May, 2022 – 08:10 PM
4 – 7th of May, 2022 – 05:21 AM
5 – 10th of May, 2022 – 04:35 AM
6 – 13th of May, 2022 – 03:26 PM
7 – 16th of May, 2022 – 07:18 PM
8 – 20th of May, 2022 – 09:53 PM
9 – 25th of May, 2022 – 02:45 PM
10 – 30th of May, 2022 – 06:51 PM
11 – 5th of June, 2022 – 06:26 PM
12 – 10th of June, 2022 – 02:19 PM
—> Ark Deposit: June 10, 2022 – 06:13 PM
—> Ark Retrieval: June 11, 2022 – 08:39 PM
13 – 17th of June, 2022 – 08:56 PM
14 – 23rd of June, 2022 – 08:26 PM
15 – 30th of June, 2022 – 10:44 AM
16 – 7th of July, 2022 – 05:50 AM
17 – 15th of July, 2022 – 12:06 PM
—> Pet Knockout: July 23, 2022 – 03:12 PM
—> Pet Revival: July 23, 2022 – 08:20 PM
18 – 23rd of July, 2022 – 08:20 PM
19 – 2nd of August, 2022 – 09:13 AM
20 – 9th of August, 2022 – 04:43 PM
21 – 18th of August, 2022 – 05:35 PM
22 – 27th of August, 2022 – 04:48 PM
23 – 6th of September, 2022 – 08:33 AM
24 – 16th of September, 2022 – 08:23 AM
25 – 26th of September, 2022 – 02:24 PM
26 – 8th of October, 2022 – 01:47 AM
27 – 20th of October, 2022 – 02:45 AM
28 – 2nd of November, 2022 – 09:23 PM
29 – 14th of November, 2022 – 11:13 PM
30 – 28th of November, 2022 – 01:41 AM
—> Pet Knockout: Nov. 30, 2022 – 07:57 PM
—> Pet Revival: Dec. 2, 2022 – 08:48 PM
31 – 11th of December, 2022 – 07:03 PM
32 – 30th of December, 2022 – 08:10 PM
33 – 7th of January, 2023 – 11:36 AM
34 – 21st of January, 2023 – 10:36 AM
35 – 6th of February, 2023 – 02:14 PM
—> Pet Knockout: Feb. 9, 2023 – 04:10 PM
—> Pet Revival: Feb. 10, 2023 – 06:49 PM
36 – 22nd of February, 2023 – 09:43 AM
37 – 9th of March, 2023 – 01:33 PM
38 – 26th of March, 2023 – 09:58 AM
—> Pet Knockout: Apr. 9, 2023 – 03:08 PM
—> Pet Revival: Apr. 10, 2023 – 12:38 AM
39 – 10th of April, 2023 – 12:38 AM
40 – 26th of April, 2023 – 01:49 PM
—> Pet Knockout: May 7, 2023 – 05:14 PM
—> Pet Revival: May 10, 2023 – 02:26 AM
41 – 15th of May, 2023 – 10:40 PM
42 – 3rd of June, 2023 – 02:30 AM
43 – 21st of June, 2023 – 09:06 AM
44 – 13th of July, 2023 – 10:46 AM
45 – 1st of August, 2023 – 02:40 PM
46 – 21st of August, 2023 – 03:38 AM
47 – 9th of September, 2023 – 09:45 PM
48 – 30th of September, 2023 – 11:26 PM
49 – 25th of October, 2023 – 10:36 PM
—> Pet Knockout: November 9, 2023 – 01:17 AM
—> Pet Revival: November 9, 2023 – 02:05 PM
50 – 13th of November, 2023 – 09:27 AM
51 – 6th of December, 2023 – 05:58 AM
52 – 28th of December, 2023 – 12:00 AM
53 – 19th of January, 2024 – 01:18 AM
54 – 10th of February, 2024 – 10:20 PM
55 – 9th of March, 2024 – 09:23 PM
—> Pet Knockout: March 27, 2024 – 08:08 PM
—> Pet Revival: March 28, 2024 – 12:24 AM
56 – 7th of April, 2024 – 09:47 AM
57 – 30th of April, 2024 – 11:06 AM
58 – 24th of May, 2024 – 04:00 PM
59 – 16th of June, 2024 – 11:22 PM
60 – 11th of July, 2024 – 11:12 PM
61 – 2nd of August, 2024 – 07:02 PM
62 – 29th of August, 2024 – 05:09 PM
63 – 25th of September, 2024 – 04:45 PM
64 – 23rd of October, 2024 – 04:26 PM
65 – 19th of November, 2024 – 12:28 PM
66 – 18th of December, 2024 – 11:03 PM
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Purpose: Pet Level up wiki contribution