The last of the Vandal lineage. His great-great-great grandpa changed their surname during the Roman occupation, as to seem less Barbaric. Dash, as his parents called him, grew up dreaming of wealth and power. Unfortunately he had none. His father who was a brave and righteous squire and his mother, a vestal virgin, who was not so good at her job, gave birth to him on a dark and stormy night. He was raised in the slums of the most glorious small hamlet in the land of Schnoz. Upon hearing of his mother’s lack of skill at her job, he had several brothers and sisters, the High Priestess of Vestal banished her to the Wilds. Dash was forced to help raise his siblings with his father. But the constant stress of dealing with unruly children got to him and he ran away to join the CircusCircus. Unbeknownst to Dash the CircusCircus was NOT what he thought is was. Dashing VonDal was not a good dancer and the outfits didnt quite fit him. So he left the CircusCircus to persue his dreams of wealth and power. Along the way he was chosen to be the champion and hero of the mighty god Poopsocks. Together they have conquered many monsters and millions of beers.
Hero
Dashing VonDal 庙舟畜27
level 83
| Age | 9 years 3 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 270 thousand |
| Death Count | 123 |
| Wins / Losses | 17 / 5 |
| Temple Completed at | 05/21/2016 |
| Ark Completed at | 04/09/2018 (165.6%) |
| Twos of Every Kind | 360m, 353f (35.3%) | Savings | 7M, 940k (26.5%) |
| Pet | Philosoraptor Pilot 9th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | atomizer | +91 |
| Shield | quantum barrier | +92 |
| Head | mad scientist's goggles | +92 |
| Body | vacuum pack | +90 |
| Arms | spiral galaxy arm | +94 |
| Legs | survival kilt | +90 |
| Talisman | portrait of the president | +92 |
Skills
- self-cloning level 73
- flying bird level 67
- clinical strike level 66
- fanned fingers level 64
- quantum fireball level 53
- brainstorm level 50
- navel clamp level 47
- bloody itch level 45
- slap of the whale level 42
- effect of the groundhog level 40
Pantheons
| Might | 11695 |
| Templehood | 17233 |
Achievements
- Animalist, 1st rank
- Builder, 1st rank
- Careerist, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Martyr, 2nd rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Savior, 2nd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Moneybag, 3rd rank