I can be such a renegade. Really, watch me!
Yelled ’I’m NOT a cookie maker! ☾’ at the Fire Hydra and it died laughing.
Saw a really cool item at a great price, but LisaAlexandra wanted it too, so I let her buy it instead.
Wind Rider jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Almighty, she’s gone now!
Just encountered a Gummy Wyrm selling bootleg ’I’m NOT a cookie maker! ☾’ T-shirts. It shall pay dearly for this trademark violation!
After such a glorious battle with the Satan Claus I could not bring myself to deliver the finishing blow. Instead, he will be my new companion. Come along, Pumba, let’s go questing!
Lightning bolts streaked across the sky and burned “Kalamack was here!” into the hillside. Impressive. Not very useful, but impressive.
They say history is written by the victorious. That’s not true. For the record, I, Kalamack, died this day at the hands of a Thirteenth Apostate.
Now I’ll be featured in the Godville Times! Too bad I’m in the obituary section.
Crap! The lifetime guarantee on my armor just expired!