Day 13.
When I was but a wee lad, I was told how heroes are rare, that they are a few remaining bastions of awesome who defend the weak by their selfless actions. As I became a hero, I figured that was a lie. There are hundreds, if not thousands of the buggers! Wherever I look there is a hero alright! And let me just point out that I saw a hero running away from a screaming damsel in distress. What a load of false advertising!
Day 17.
I’ve made some friends so we can watch each others backs, so the world can’t overtake us! However we’re always traveling alone so our plan kinda made no sense. Also, I have no idea how merchants and caravans manage to travel between the cities since there is a monster on every milestone! At least I got an excuse not to visit my grandma too often.
Day 28.
I visited the town of Los Adminos. It is a lovely place with a lot of kind hearted people. I figured I could make this town even more cheery and earn some money on the side by singing a song at the main square. I ended up paying 469 gold as a fine for disturbing the poor citizens and decided never to sing in this town again.
Day 39.
As I was covering in fear behind every milestone in case of monsters, I ren at the Firefox! Or better, it ren into me and begun gnawing on my leg. As my soul was about to depart from my half eaten body, I complained to Firefox that we should all just get along. It somehow made it feel bad, and it begun licking my wounds. That is how you tame a pet, ladies and gentlemen. I named it Sooba and we ventured on together as best friends!
Day 49.
Sooba is an amazing pet. Unless we’re fighting a monster.
Day 60.
I confused an arena with a tavern and ordered two shots. Ended up fighting two different heroes and to be honest I was far too drunk to remember anything. However, considering all the money and gold bricks I was given, I think I’ve won. Later on, I found Sooba drinking with some other hero and his pet, but I wasn’t jelaous. As long as I don’t have to pay it doesn’t matter, right?
Day 71.
Today I got up on a wrong foot and fell down. It was a bad omen, so I decided to go for a walk in Tradesburg to gather my thoughts. I felt particulary evil, so as I passed the market, I switched the sign “tomatos” with “potatos”. Snickering, I ren away from the crime scene.