Hero
level 25
Better Longly for Shortly
| Age | 13 years 2 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 11 thousand |
| Death Count | 10 |
| Wins / Losses | 6 / 4 |
| Bricks for Temple | 8.2% |
| Pet | Sun dog Felix |
| Weapon | gatekeeper's halberd | +23 |
| Shield | shield of Seven Rainbows | +22 |
| Head | quasidevil's horns | +24 |
| Body | holy straitjacket | +23 |
| Arms | heavy gauntlets of war | +23 |
| Legs | knee-high socks of luck | +23 |
| Talisman | piece of strontium | +24 |
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Better Longly for Shortly than the other way around!
Zero player game?! What is this? What sarcastic fun!! Gonna smack my hero around with love and RULE HIS WORLD!!! Every girls dream! Go me!
I am Shortly! My studmuffin calls me Shortly all the time…I’ll be home Shortly, I’ll call Shortly…so I am Shortly! Hence why I’ma gonna call him Longly and GodSmack his cute @$$ all over Godville with love and grace! ;-)
Yours Truly,
Shortly