Hero

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Si the Slicer 37

level 104

I wish I thought of that

Age 13 years 7 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 521 thousand
Death Count 167
Wins / Losses 112 / 50
Temple Completed at 04/30/2012
Ark Completed at 09/01/2015 (242.2%)
Twos of Every Kind 990m, 1000f (99.0%)
Savings 15M, 849k (52.8%)
Pet Vengeful mole Joojoo

Equipment

Weapon cattlepult +117
Shield magnetic field +116
Head seven veils +116
Body waist of thyme +118
Arms touchy feelers +115
Legs sneakers of suspicion +117
Talisman karma police badge +116

Skills

  • seasickness level 133
  • mosquito roar level 125
  • tooth sampling level 113
  • mountain moving level 110
  • sober view level 110
  • win on points level 109
  • inept singing level 103
  • backyard portal level 100
  • electrostatic discharge level 90
  • mating contact level 76

Pantheons

Gratitude987
Might5245
Templehood807
Gladiatorship2576
Storytelling336

Achievements

  • Honored Favorite
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Saint, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Invincible, 2nd rank
  • Moneybag, 2nd rank
  • Savior, 2nd rank

Hero's Chronicles

My House has been built to play host to The Army of Spidermonkeys.

We started small, but with firm intent and a distant goal. We scavenged twigs and boughs, old rope and discarded board. Little by little our house grew.

Tree ferns and epiphytic bromeliads came to join us to give us shade. Wild figs twined about us as if to strangle us, but we tamed them for our food. Flowering orchids took hold in the sheltered branches and thus we had color and scent. Breadfruit and bananas grow close by for our continued nourishment.

Our house has become a home. Our home has become a castle.

Those mud-walkers of the other clans grow jealous and would invade our treetop home, but we laugh with scorn and rain down missiles upon them. They cannot climb as we climb, cannot dance as we dance, for they are clumsy and unsure of foot.

Warriors came from afar, attracted by rumors and tales of mighty deeds. Thus our skills have been enhanced and honed to a fine edge.

Urchin children came from their empty streets, attracted by warmth and laughter. Thus our numbers have grown and and our empathy have blossomed.

Lovers have come from their empty beds, looking for soulmates and passion. Thus our family has become mighty and caring.

Sages, philosophers and prophets have stopped by on their pilgrimages. They have stayed and taught patience, instructed wisdom and given good counsel.

Our empire is now growing mighty and vast. Our numbers rattle the treetops at our passing. Yet we are wise and welcoming. We boast communal kitchens such that all may eat and none go hungry. We pride ourselves on our mobile hospitals that can move as the tribes move. We invest in our schools so that all may grow wise as the tribes grow wiser. We seldom attack yet we will defend our kingdom, for we all work and we all fight.

That’s the first rule. We all work. The young all run as messengers. We hold annual games where the swiftest compete for glory. We all do what needs be done. We build, we teach, we cook, we clean. Even the most elderly tend the gardens.

That’s the second rule. We all fight. Adult males take point with shields and long spears. All males and females are trained as archers and with sling. Fleet footed children dance among the fallen, dispatching the badly wounded, retrieving arrows and armor. Our healers tend to the wounded. Those who lack skill or strength keep our supply trains running.