03:44 PM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Lord, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “awesomeness” guild.
03:44 PM The mayor of Godville suddenly started choking during a public ceremony. I leapt from the crowd, yelled out ‘Not on ’awesomeness’s watch!’ and performed the Heimlich maneuver until the mayor coughed up a leprechaun and started to breathe again. They’ll remember our guild around here, that’s for sure.
01:51: Notes from the battlefield: Lurch91 was defeated. SixThreeScoreSix added 533 coins to his treasury. SixThreeScoreSix became the owner of a great rag: naked gun. SixThreeScoreSix put Lurch91’s dog tag into his bag.
Jan 10th 21:45: Accidentally knocked over a holy relic inside the temple. Quickly swept the shards under the carpet before any divine being could notice.
After many long days and even longer nights, I finally am greeted with standing ovation as the outhouse is available for the rest of the town folk to use again. It’s good to be home.
05:56: A terrifying Were-Panther-II is approaching, but I am not afraid, because I have my valiant Nessie by my s… Hey, you coward, come back here!