The heroine accidentally dropped her diary in the river making it effectively unreadable.
Heroine
Sri Lanka 440
level 113
Holy Turnip Toblerones!
| Age | 13 years 2 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 638 thousand |
| Death Count | 252 |
| Wins / Losses | 58 / 47 |
| Temple Completed at | 11/17/2012 |
| Ark Completed at | 05/02/2016 (384.1%) |
| Pairs Gathered at | 06/30/2019 | Savings | 20M, 655k (68.9%) |
| Pet | Thesaurus rex Stitch 7th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | stratospear | +124 |
| Shield | do-not-touch screen | +122 |
| Head | exfoliating face mask | +122 |
| Body | trustier bustier | +122 |
| Arms | infidelity gauntlet | +123 |
| Legs | disbelief suspenders | +122 |
| Talisman | sliver of hope | +122 |
Skills
- powerful sneeze level 137
- rickrolling level 125
- selfish interest level 124
- thumb blowing level 114
- dove of peace level 114
- save-load level 111
- deafening snore level 106
- intimate tickling level 104
- backyard portal level 101
- dragon pout level 101
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 1048 |
| Might | 3354 |
| Templehood | 3641 |
| Gladiatorship | 10380 |
Achievements
- Honored Animalist
- Honored Careerist
- Honored Renegade
- Builder, 1st rank
- Favorite, 1st rank
- Martyr, 1st rank
- Savior, 1st rank
- Shipwright, 1st rank
- Champion, 2nd rank
- Fiend, 2nd rank
- Freelancer, 2nd rank
- Hunter, 2nd rank
- Moneybag, 2nd rank
- Saint, 2nd rank
- Raider, 3rd rank