Everything that I write in these Chronicles are just random things that had happened in the time that I had to create an entry that day. So yeah, this is where I waste a lot of my spare time. Enjoy?
Day 1- So Far Ive literally walked around all day and hit stuff with a pointy stick and a leaf, but that’s not the worst thing. Some old guy stole my stuff, and I got attacked by Gandalf. But hey, I’m still making bank, so let’s go. Just became gentle, “Yay”. I’m making lots of achieves, so proud of myself -.
Day 2- I probubly did something cool, but I wasn’t paying attention .-.
Day 3- I got more useless junk, but I now have Pantheons(yay). Level 10,yeeeeee boiii! I did it, I went to the arena!(I lost) I also bought a new journal. I won an arena fight!(Yeeee)
Day 4- I died, but I won another arena fight(So stronk).
Day 5- I got new stuff, and back to the arena,ho!
Day 6- Im doing a whole lot of improvements on my equipment! And I’m becoming stronger,yeeee! Im also kind .w. Determination drives me to do gr8 things.
Day 7- Ive offically spent one week in this land, is that an achievement?
Day 7-9- Nothing Nothing Filler Filler Nothing Filler Filler Nothing
Day 10- I died(Rip the dream), but I got lots of cool new stuff!
Day 11- I got so much cool stuff now, and I might just get into a guild(Then I can have real friends).
Day 12- Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. Won a sparring fight against my buddy(#Friendship Goals).
Day 13- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Day 14- I died again, Got better stuff, and got an internship.
Day 15-17- R.I.P my living soul
Day 18- I died some more, became less cool, and no one wants to fight me. #Lonely #HurtInside #NoFriends
Day 19- Won an arena battle, got stronger, an got moar brix.
Day 20-23- Was on Vacation
Day 24- Came back to see Im stronker, and higher, and better-ish? Got a skill.
Day 25- I have no idea what I’m writing here soooooooo idk.
Day 26- The Gongo becomes me.
Day 27- Im really bored, so I wrote my feelings. Nothing
Day 28- I got a meat shield, and I always like half dead. Yey
Day 29- Why am I updating this all the time? This is a ZPG after all.
1 MONTH MARKING (I did it, woohoo!)
Day 31- If I grip my heel, I use my special power.
Day 32- Why does no one want to fight me? I wanna fight! CMON!!
Day 33- Egg….Carton….Armor? Oh yeah, this game isn’t supposed to make any sense. I think.
Day 34- I was slain, again…for the 6th time. But dying is just part of the process! Right…almighty? Or are you just resurrecting me to watch me suffer? 0-0
Day 35- I was stuck in a ditch. Don’t ask. It was fun.
Day 36- I wanna be, the very best, to catch them, is my quest. Gotta catch em’ alllllllll!
Day 37- EYEEEE SCREEEEEAM!
Day 38- Bump.
Day 39- Bought a new Diary for some reason. And leveled up some of my super-amazing skills. Plus, now I have more that 10% of the bricks needed for a temple! Whew.
Day 40- I don’t even know what to say at this point, so I’ll just type this.
Day 41- Lewis was chronically depressed. Cmon Clark, notice me senpai!
Day 42- I have a pet Dust bunny, now I don’t have to be lonely anymore. Sort of. It blows away a lot. And its name is Cupil. Im calling it an “it” because I don’t assume genders. Neither should you, ominous reader of my Chronicles. Besides that point, hows your day? Mine’s been fabulous this morning. :)
Day 43- Cupil is being lazy. How dare you, you small thing?!\
Day 44- Christmas HYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!
Day 45- Welp, it’s cold. Very cold. Like…-10…..brr….
Day 46- I highly doubt that anything in these Chronicles is actually worth reading but hay.
Day 47- Just watched some cool people do cool people things.
Day 48-60- On Vacation
2 MONTH MARKING (Yaaaaaaaaay!)
Day 61- Im baaaaack, yeet.
Day 62- Soon, I will be in a new Guild, now for the third time.
Day 63- I now have the skill of Mass Effect. Also, I’m a Renegade #ThugLife
Day 64- What is wrong with ppl thz dyz!?
Day 65- Wake meme up, Wake meme up for dat boi
Day 66- Sample Text
Day 67- I just wasted about 10 seconds writing this.
Day 68- Today I got an achievement for dying.
Day 69- 69696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969
Day 70- It’s Friday, Friday!
Day 71-74- It was icey and stuff, and I uh yeah.
Day 75- WHO WAS EATING PEANUTS!?!?
Day 76- Im gonna be super cereal with you rn, hah jk.
Day 77- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not me!
Day 78- dab on harambe 2016 sim
Day 79- If you love me let me ddddiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!
Day 80- Beech, oim febulys
Day 81- Introducing the newest thing in my skill thingy, the SWEAR-O-MATIC! This baby can do all that trash talking for you with just the press of a button! You set set it loose and it’ll…swear. And it can be yours for just 3 small payments of 2000 G! (Or your soul, idk)
Day 82- Teacher: Please just try a little bit harder. Me:That’s what she said. Teacher: TRIGGERED
Day 83- fuk 2 biches m8, git on mah lvl.
Day 84- “In order to succeed, git gud”- Summoned Player
Day 85- I hate my life.
Day 86- Mrs. Key is an extra-terrestrial entity that teaches me about Science in a other life know as human on Earth.
Day 87- Im Disturbed by what I just saw. Insert *#&#*$^@(# Here
Day 88- I need to reconsider this thing. Like seriously.
Day 89- CaTcH pHrAsE!?!?
3 MONTH MARKING (Why am I still do these?)
Day 91- When your friend is op as fook ;(
Day 92- One does not simply, fight a champ without losing.
Day 93- Sun Maid=Female Jesus
Day 94- “My rhymes are so lit, Smokey the Bear hides from me”
Day 95- Welcome…to the Apocalypse.
Day 96- CoBweB GulP goooOOOOOOOOOO!
Day 97- Why was the boat depressed? Pier Pressure!
Day 98- Woohoooooo, Abyss tiiiiime!
Day 99- Your just jealous of my shiny heels ;)))))
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Day 101- Depression be like: Writes own name in death note. Dies
Day 102- This iz customer savervice how mai I halp you?
Day 103- Death….takes me….
Day 104- Organ Grinders, cmon people?!
Day 105- Double Rainbow……ohoohoh!……what does it mean…?
Day 106- DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!
Day 107- I am currently very disappointing with your current actives.
Day 108- Dip on my nip.
Day 109- I am going to seriously question your question here, sonny boi. What do you think your doing with that box?
Day 110- DH2 HHHHYYYYYPPPPEEEEE!!!1
Day 111- RIP my social life?!
Day 112- All around me are familiar faces…worn on out places…
Day 113- “When I look in the mirror, I see a mirror”
Day 114- Butt Blaster
Day 115- DING! Level Up 29!
Day 116- oH lEtS BrEaK iT dOwN!!
Day 117- Bastion=OP
Day 118- Let’s just ping everyone at once.
Day 119- EXPLOSIIOOOOONNNSSSSS!!!!
4 MONTH MARKING (God I feel really old now..)
Day 121- Cavalry’s HEREEEEEEEEE!
Day 122- I hunger for souls, souls more power, need more POWER!
Day 123- Hekkkkkkkkkkkkk Borkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Day 124- Hipster Hip Hop Holocaust Hoedown. 5-H
Day 125- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
Day 126- I thought you only ate like vegetables and stuff.
Day 127- Like taking baby from a candy…
Day 128- To-day is day One-Twenty-Eight, and I can e-ven rhyme at this rate! (That sounded better in my head)
Day 129- I am now an official godvillian.
Day 130- “This just in!…Massive alien #(@*%&s are attack Erf!…What will our heroes do to stop them?…Find out next week in the Season Premiere of…ALIENS AND SH*T…That’s all for today…”
Day 131- I have no budget, because I have no MONEY!
Day 132- EDF!!! EDF!!!
Day 133- Moan…with FEELING!!!!!
Day 134- Squishy…Squishy Squishy…
Day 135- Sweet and Sour Chicken
Day 136- I am going to now question everyone in the world…Why Vegans?!
Day 137- Bazoo is god**
Day 138- It wouldn’t be a school without somebody screaming.
Day 139- I need healing
Day 140- 4 Months, 20 Days, 420 BLAZEIT YE BOI OH MUM GET LE CAMERA 360 NO SCOPE WATCH OUT YEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIII!!!!!
Day 141- Sweet Caroline, BUM BUM BUUUUM!
Day 142- I have the Ultimate Weapon!!!?
Day 143- I am a chief master of Cheese and Potatoes
Day 144- Hey bEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Day 145- Cards against Inhumane actions against our loving and dearing god to get us all sacrificed in vain to a greater power.
Day 146- So many bricks, oh my. Why do I need this temple anyways?
Day 147- Gay-Rights-Are-Interesting.jpg
Day 148- DO YOU QUESTION THE SON OF A SHEPHERD?!
Day 149- Dip Dip Potato Chip
5 MONTH MARKING (Please make it stop ;-;)
Day 151- This day is really really bad for me.
Day 152- Lag makes me want to die.
Day 153- I am going to murder your death.
Day 154- They just reset all of my stuff, they don’t deserve to live anymore.
Day 155- “Oh no, I am slain!”
Day 156- Filler
Day 157- I feel all the feels.
Day 158- Why does there have to be testing!? Why!?!? WHY!!!!!?!?!?!?
Day 159- Same peter, saaame peter!
Day 160- “Everyday is your birthday when you think about it”
Day 161- 13 Reasons why I hate people who like 13 Reasons why I have crippling depression.
Day 162- Cringe, with Walter Bishop.
Day 163- Netflix and dip.
Day 164- Oi erm er pirate! Wer ish yer bootie?
Day 165- I’m so TRIGGERED right now, stay out of my way!
Day 166- Today is 4/20 OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Day 167- You bloody savages, get out of my country!
Day 168- OH MY GOOOOOSH!
Day 169- “My name is Carter and I am a special boy”
Day 170- I did chlorine and it hurts my nose.
Day 171- Do the test you freshies!!!
Day 172- No clue man.
Day 173- Leet Leet Skeet Skeet
Day 174- And then the locker rooms were locked.
Day 175- No Phone, No Bone
Day 176- >Gives you the Menacing Glance<
Day 177- Get on the damn payload!!!
Day 178- LAS CUEVAS DE CAMBRIA
Day 179- I just sacrificed myself for my beloved Cupil ;w;
6 MONTH MARKING (SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS, AHHHHH!)
Day 181- I have no idea. That works.
Day 182- Ms. Key is the worst teacher in the universe. (Jk lel)
Day 183- Oh there’s a house, and I’m gonna steal all this stuff. And their is an old lady is here, and she is a witch. So I take all of her witch stuff. And she’s like, “YOU KNOW MY SEEEECRET”.
Day 184- #StealingFromMerchantsTheWrongWay
Day 185- That’s a man eating his son. It’s m o r b i d.
Day 186- You make me a sad, depressed man.
Day 187- You have a chromebook, break it.
Day 188- Me no speak espanol. Which auto corrects to lifespan. That makes so much sense. Now doesn’t it?
Day 189- “Say nothing at all”
Day 190- I thought it was NOT doing that.
Day 191- “When you blue screen your pc”, Hey I finally achieved something!
Day 192- Your going to eat him?
Day 193- Helicopter Crashing Simulator 2017
Day 194- Your dad hates you. “I wasn’t there”
Day 195- GIve mE tHe DruGs nOw!! AddIcTEdddd
Day 196- “I succ deek and that’s why I live”
Day 197- Hi. Sure. Sure. No problem. Bye.
Day 198- Found a typo, a grammatical error or a weird phrase on this page? Select it with your mouse and press Ctrl+Enter to offer a correction.
Day 199- Courage?
2 HUNDRED DAYS OF THIS “g a m e”, BUT NO ONE IS GONNA STOP ME!
Day 201- Can you turn it down please?
Day 202- Ey, look at my laptablet.
Day 203- My hair keeps tickling my forehead.
Day 204- Rain drop, Sun drop, push pop, nop crop.
Day 205- John Cena
Day 206- Can I ask…who is Kaa and why does he glance?
Day 207- Why is placing concrete a skill?
Day 208- Yes, I like your wood.
Day 209- Welp, the power plant blew up.
7 MONTH MARKING (Can you feel that?)
Day 211- “I heard you can’t get lower than a D+ ;)”
Day 212- UHHHHHHHHHHGH I hate my life slap That’s it!
Day 213- 2 and a half days of my prison time left! Yaaaaaaaay! I can’t wait to see my family again. :‘)
Day 214- You have a nice beat session? Like your meat? Ummmmmm.
Day 215- It’s over. It’s finally over!!!
Day 216- Don’t be sad, it’s okay!
Day 217- Careerist. Is that even a thing?
Day 218- If I got an achievement for being invincible….then why can I die?
Day 219- Ugh, this is soooo boring. It’s like I’m doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and…..Heavy breathing…..over again!
Day 220- Hot Pockets! <3
Day 221- Moans for reals
Day 222- That’s a lot of 2’s. Man, I wonder…nvm. Also new update is cool. :)
Day 223- Do you really want me to die? No? Too bad!
Day 224- Buggel Baich
Day 225- Chaaaaaarge!
Day 226- Wow, that’s kind of aggressive, dontcha think?
Day 227- Well looks like we have a feisty one, dont we?
Day 228- Fanta my Manta. Ray?
Day 229- You anger me so. Now I anger you. With pain.
Day 230- Cut my wife into pieces. This is my last divorce.
Day 231- Did I ever tell you about the time that me and my buddy Keith…
Day 232- Soul Meets Body<3
Day 233- Good job, you get bonus brownie points.
Day 234- Ugh, friggin featured.
Day 235- Cracking the boys with a cold one.
Day 236- It is the humping of the day. Yeah.
Day 237- Human chain, Human chain!
Day 239- Awww, I could just eat you up! (No cannibal)
8 MONTH MARKING (Would you do it for 26 dollars?)
Did A Vacation through 241-247
Day 248- That actually kind of hurts, oof.
Day 249- This game…was it even worth the writing?
Day 250- Dies
Skips 251-259 Because I’m lazy af
Day 260- 2000 Years later…
Day 261- You salty sea snail you!
Day 262- “Girl your pretty hot, but not as hot as my quantum fireball”
Day 263- If I have the Mallet of Understanding…why did I pick up the Talisman of Complete Uselessness?
Day 264- Eat it.
Day 265- Now arent you the lucky one?
Day 266- Haha, very funny..no?
Day 267- AM is always morning, PM is perpetual malice
Day 268- Angery Mananagement
Day 269- XDDD LOL MEME
9 MONTH MARKING (Saaave meee)
Day 271- Is there even a point?
Day 272-280 Is when nothing happened..
Day 281- Eat dirt
Day 282-This kinda hurts my hands to continue to type this..nonsense
Day 283- No Bullying Allowed in my Realm
Day 284- If you break the 4th wall, then where is the 5th?
Day 285- Oooh, a shiny rock!
Day 286- 99.9% of people dont read this
Day 287- What does AM stand for?
Day 288- Oh..so THATS what it means..
Day 289- GG boys, its game over
Day 290- 2,000 Years Later…
Day 291-299 Was a boring time…..
10 MONTH MARKING (No..just no)
Aaaand Also 300 Days of Torture, Yay!
Day 301- If I am happy on drugs, am I really happy?
Day 302- Tastes like the smell of fish.
Day 303- Hehe…
Day 304- They ate like one squirrel in the Hunger Games.
Day 305- I have to apologize…
Day 306- Chromosomes
Day 307- No stone unturned…no…what unturned!?
Day 308- Survivve of the fittestest
Day 309- Snapchart
Day 310- Naval clamp = Allergies?
Day 311- Magical Cabnit.
Day 312- Like roasting a marshmallow.
Day 313- Beep Beep I’m a Sheep!
Day 314- I Really hate my life
Day 315- I don’t know, it’s up to you?
Day 316- They quit but they never told me!!!
Day 317- I don’t know. The LaLoeps does not know.
Day 318- Believe in yourselves?
Day 319- I don’t care, Who knew? I did.
Day 320- One is the loneliest number…
Day 321- Skeeting in my Sporties
Day 322- Kari is still in the basement. :(
Day 323- I
Day 324- Am
Day 325- Dying
Day 326- The water climbed up the filter to take it with you.
Day 327- When life annoys, kIll YoUrsELF
Day 328- Oops, I died again. Good thing I have extra lives!
Day 329- One step away…
11 MONTH MARKING (Yall eat my dirt)
Day 331- Yall suck
Day 332- Why don’t you get someone to do it?
Day 333- ThreeThreesThreeses
Day 334- I found anon in the basement.
Day 335- I got my peddle tractor.
Day 336- Stoopid boi
Day 337- c0ck munch3rZ
Day 338- That didn’t even make any sense
Day 339- Taco Monday
Day 340- This is how you feed an addiction Crunch Munch
Day 341- Cruncha Muncha Mmm BEES
Day 342- Level D o w n
Day 343- R.I.P. Grape-kun, never forget.
Day 344- Logic is only as strong has the world
Day 345- Gimmie Gimmie Chicken Tendies
Day 346- Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Day 347- DIE FLY!
Day 348- Hagga bwaga shooga dooga heeya hagga bwaga shoog bwaga doog
Day 349- D a n n y
Day 350- Geededeet
Day 351- I don’t wanna go down their.
Day 352- Machine br0ke
Day 353- The snake that smells you back, Grol Frish
Day 354- I never got that
Day 355- Drink that Drank
Day 356- We have to put a stimulus in it
Day 357- Mine Diamonds everyday, wait..creeper, awwwwww MAN
Day 358- His Mom did it!
Day 359- Send me nose
12 MONTH MARKING (Oh no, it’s unstoppable…)
Day 361- People who say “Melk” should die
Day 362- Pencil pouch
Day 363- It’s Ducky Thursday
Day 364- I ordered this milk, without any BONES
1 YEAR OF TORTURE
Day 366- You peetard
Day 367- Your Dole Dippers, Retard
Day 368- Ahhh yes, finally some good fricking food
Day 369- Making me angry
Day 370- Got me
Day 371- I was told that I should join girl’s basketball.
Day 372- A dumingo
Day 373- A whole free week!
Day 374- Star date year
Day 375- Captain’s Log Star Date 1398.87, November 13th. Today we made contact with the NATIVE MOANERS of the MOON. We made a forest fire on Earth to send smoke signals to the Native Moaners. They responded by shooting missle ricks at us through their 17in long dongs. It penetrated our defenses, and it hurt real bad in the bum. But we had other plans, we attached a cannon to a tree, and shot Lt. Gaylord to the Moon. He had to hold his breath because their was a lack of O. We shot more boys up there, and then we had to find a way to negotiate with the Moaners. We gave them blankets, they gave us moon cheese. And then we killed them all and took their land. Captain, signing out.
Day 376- Here’s a moist one for you guys ;)
Day 378- He went past 40
Day 379- I thought you were taking a break!
Day 380- I hate my life, oh wait…
Day 381- hoy me olvidé de hablar inglés
Day 382- Reproduction is the key to survival.
Day 383- Hmmm..Lemme try this dridg
Day 384- Ya boi
Day 385- Your saying that because I’m white?
Day 386- Herpes are a real thing.
Day 387- I love that mop
Day 388- ARF
Day 389- Holy shnikis it be a Tuesday
Day 390- Fight Club!
Day 391- Netflix and Chill x10
Day 392- Maybe you were gone for 2 days peetard
Day 393- Gee, sure is boring around here.
Day 394- Crunch thy Munch
13 MONTH MARKING (Write my Eulogy now)
Day 396- It’s a ball, yet not at all.
Day 397- The ruler is broken, but I am not.
Day 398- Implosion
Day 399- Tomorrow be 400, but not today.
This is what 400 days of experience looks like
Day 401- Screw that
Day 402- Gattaca!
Day 403- 5 Gum Man
ErRoR dAy 404,fIlEs nOt fOunD
Day 405- Aaaahahahaaa
Day 406- Ahhh I don’t know, I’m not an artist
Day 407- Keeeeya
Day 408- Watch a movie, huuuuuuyh
Day 409- Planet Erf
Day 410- Jax
Day 411- What is this strange thing I am watching
Day 412- I say goodbye to my fellow people as I go home for the holidays.
Day 413 through 419 was some cool vacation thing
420 BLAZE EM YEEEEEEEEEEET
Day 421- Today we will be working on gay
Day 422- Heh, typical n00b
Happy New Year!!! (Day 423)
Day 424- Why is it way too cold out?
Day 425- Viable Scratch Card
14 MONTH MARKING (I just spilled half of my goddam coffee…)
Day 427- I’m so tired
Day 428- Yall mind if I go to bed
Day 429- Do you kno de wae?
Day 430- That will take 3 days to do.
Day 431- The fish
Day 432- niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Day 433- thottimus hippopotimus
Day 434- It’s friday!
Day 435- The sick people problem
Day 436- Haha, y e s
Day 437- Did you get a haircut or something?
Day 438- There was a gold brick in my knapsack that was rustling around.
Day 439- I hate finals.
Day 440- Battle Chess!
Day 441- Fire
Day 442- Stop that, Stop shocking me
Day 443- TO wrapped up in dis
Day 444- GABE
Day 445- HI
Day 446- Your mom is an all-day event
Day 447- I died 50 times
Day 448- Uhhh, you should say that you have heart burn, and it’s friday and I’m soooo excited, and I have biology first hour!
Day 449- This is your final warning
Day 450- When the going gets tough, pop them pills.
Day 451- Ow my fooooot
Day 452- Jeeeesus
Day 453- You can’t just leave.
Day 454- Tomato Lettuce Everywhere
Day 455- Stomach machine br0ke
15 MONTH MARKING (Y Tho)
Day 457- Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.
Day 458- whomst’d’ve’lu’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’nt’t’re’ing’able’tic’ive’al’nt’ne’m’ll’ble’al’ny
Day 459- The Week after the Thursday after Christmas Eve
Day 460- Oho, it’s me birthday
Day 461- I grilled a guy.
Day 462- Mmmmokay
Day 463- College Goals = Debt
Day 464- I believe in you
Day 465- Where is Sheila’s pickle!?
Day 466- Oh boy, A drivers license!
Day 467- Roan bull
Day 468- I needed one more B
Day 469- Righteous my dude
Day 470- Deacons of the dip
Day 471- Mine diamonds
Day 472- Yes you can!
Day 473- Look at me ma, both hands!
Day 474- It sounded terrible, I mean great!
Day 475- Who calling me?
Day 476- Here’s an author, he’s dead now.
Day 477- Now I have 2 peenors!
Day 478- Russian Sounds
Day 479- Oi, got my temple now.
Day 480- Congrats
Day 481- Local man say ahhhhh
Day 482- Splish Sploosh I was eating a hoob
Day 483- Polygenic Traits
Day 484- Spring is the dumbest sport
Day 485- You know what’s funny?
16 MONTH MARKING (Hehehehehehe)
Day 487- Rip my man Gaylorde
Day 488- Y our dum b
Day 489- Just like a love thing
Day 490- Benefits with friends.
Day 491- It’s Freezing in here!
Day 492- Milfgaardiens
Day 493- First detention in 2 years…
Day 494- Integral Brotiens
Day 495- Trans
Day 496- Focus!
Day 497- Little Einsteins work for Russia
Day 498- Bill nye the “pi” guy
Day 499- No it’s not
500 days already!?
Day 501- Enjoy a study hall
Day 502- WE WE WE SO EXCITED
Day 503- Scroi
The Day that Gaylorde died…
Day 505-514 was real fun spring break thing
Day 515- What does egg mean!?
17 MONTH MARKING (Lol beans)
Day 517- It sure is boring around here..
Day 518- Boxer! Get out quickly! They’re taking you to your death!
Day 519- Year 2K, Year of the Normies
Day 520- Uh Put um no um idk put 500 day of commie revaluation
Day 521- Derek I’m so triggered
Day 522- Why is it…significant?
Day 523- Aaaaaahhhhhh
Day 524- If there was a window, I would already have jumped out.
Day 525- The Lost Vikingsssss
Day 526- Oho
Day 527- I have a bloody itch!
Day 528- Did you know if you hit the blue circles, that you get more stuff?
Day 529- THIS IS SO SAD. Can we get 50 likes?
Day 530- No
Day 531-537 Was me forgetting to write these
Day 538- Yall ready know
Day 539- Ripon
Day 540- Stop laughing
Day 541- It’s Party Time!
Day 542- the water broke already!?
Day 543- Clapt
Day 544- Mmmm sip water
Day 545- Spontaneous COMBUSTION!!!
18 MONTH MARKING (AaaaaaAaaaahhhhahaha)
Day 547- It’s like that many days till summer.
Day 548- It was 23.
Day 549- I am so mad rn
Day 550- Derek is big and gey, Aidan
Day 551- It’s about those beans…
Day 552- No, I will not write that.
Day 553- Key Cl…
Day 554- C in band
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Day 556- When it’s Adriel’s bday
Day 557- What do you get?
Day 558- Also beans
Day 559- Sounds like theft, but okay.
Day 560- And the Cane
Day 561- Let’s sign a petition to kill all liberals.
Day 562- T Pose to sign.
Day 563- Ask the Duckies.
Day 564- They said nothing.
Day 565- Life has turned into a big pizza.
Day 566- 75 Days Until Death.
Day 567- Close your eyes
Day 568- Shut your mouth
Day 569- Dream a dream
Day 570- And get us out
Day 571- Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream
Day 572- Ms. Arnce is in day 105 of the hostage situation.
Day 573- Madisyn is a god
Day 574- Dream big, work hard.
Day 575- No that is fake news donald
19 MONTH MARKING (BOOM)
Day 577- “It’s June”
Day 578- This is pretty advanced.
Day 579- JUST STOP IT
Day 580- R-R-R-Rehab!
Day 581- Yall ever just eat the cookies?
Day 582- No you monster, you could have stopped this.
(From Day 583 till whenever, it be summer…)
Day 669- The Great return is HERE!
Day 670- Friggin alarms man
Day 671- 100% Straight Apple
Day 672- Howdo Youdo
Day 673- Cheddar
Day 674- It’s about that time
Day 675- Hi Hi and Hello
Day 676- Where did you think she put it?
Day 677- Hit list
Day 678- My favorite ability, Instant Hairloss.
Day 679- duck quack friday
Day 680- I cast my rays of love on youuuuu
Day 681- Beatus that meatus
Day 682- E
Day 683- Hit the chug jug
Day 684- Saw her come
Day 685- I have the succ
Day 686- We are sammy, we are one
Day 687- Lil nugs
Day 688- Touchstone homies be like
Day 689- Taco Monday
Day 690- Disgraceful humans…
Day 691- The beans knees
Day 692-695 was during the 23 MONTH MARKING
Day 696- Hehe…69696969
Day 697- Cheese wizz
Day 698- I know she did it
Day 699- NERF CANNON!
700 Days of Actual Nothingness
Day 701- The bees do have knees
Day 702- Scientific Notation
Day 703- For Whom The Bell Tolls..
Day 704- Fully Automatic
Day 705- To err is to human
Day 706- coach no
Day 707- its cold out here
Day 708- in a world where you can be ANYTHING, be nothing
Day 709- tick tock on my c0ck
Day 710- Feeling sad? Don’t worry, I’ve got just the thing. Shoots rays of love at you
Day 711- Sandwiches be like “711”
Day 712- Jingle Jangle Jungle I don’t wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no…
Day 713- Great Happiness!
Day 714- That poor barbell…
Day 715- close your eyes
Day 716- shut your mouth
Day 717- dream a dream and get us out
Day 718- FBI OPEN UP
Day 719- teehee
Day 720- Wooonder I can’t sleep?
Day 721- Only the greatest heroes can bend spoons.
Day 722- mantra
Day 723- What is a turbine’s favorite music? I’m not sure, but it is a big metal fan.
Day 724- Never fear, Herbert is here!
Day 725- It’s about that time.
24 MONTH MARKING (Kill em, Skin em, Eat em)
Day 727- Park Seat
Day 728- This, is my kill list.
Day 729- Brody, stop touching pe-ni
2 Years? That sure is a looong time
Day 731- shhhhht
Day 732- chapter 4 has nothing in it
Day 733- Each room feels different, except those rooms, which are really hot for no reason. The ones that are really cold, are usually the classes you hate the most. Maybe the weather just feels you too.
Day 734-738 was just me forgetting to post stuff….
Day 739- pow splat
Day 740- Octopus Time
Day 741- ow ow it hurts ow ow
Day 742- WAS HE GOING TOO HARD?
Day 743- elbows?
Day 744- dislocation
Day 745- Pulls off the knight’s move
Day 746- everyday is a contemplation of getting closer to the void.
Day 747- call what baby?
Day 748-752 was turkey time
Day 753- Lords of the whack
Day 754- Dad jokes are great.
Day 755- Call me the champion
Day 756- teleports behind you
Day 757- bitty
Day 758- the hippest kind of magic is street magic
Day 759- Haha, I’m rich, I’m rich!
Day 760- What, you egg!
25 MONTH MARKING (Am I becoming a vampire?)
Day 762- GET TO WORK!
Day 763- The times are getting slow.
Day 764- I’ve been dead for years.
Day 765- no i didn’t
Day 766- You know.
Day 767- I’m tired, of you.
Day 768- Give me back my text
Day 769- gotta be king
Day 770- who goes there?
Day 771- sounds pretty epic
Day 772- Your dad just walked in
Day 773- Fucc this, i’m downs
Day 774- Did you steal those grapes? You thief!
Day 775- A better way to right this!
Day 776- Sigma=Big S/E
Lucky 777
Day 778-788 was fun Christmas time
Day 789- call me a hunter cuz i be slayin
Day 790- Ima get a four
26 MONTH MARKING (It’s whats inside that counts)
Day 792- On this episode of Myth Busters…
Day 793- Quantum L E A P
Day 794- Some time later
Day 795- Sure are a lot of geysers in Yellowstone.
Day 796- the virgin vs the chad
Day 797- Haha, I have a +69 Sword of Irony
Day 798- GRIFFITH!!!
Day 799- Yeah, keep complaining.
800 Days ago, My life had meaning
Day 801- This power, what is it?
Day 802- Sluuurp
Day 803- Sup peckerhead
Day 804- 11:38 Tried singing myself a soothing lullaby, but was kept awake by howling dogs and flying vegetables.
Day 805- At what cost?
Snow storm time during 806-811
Day 812- I’ll give you $20 if you let me throw a dart at you.
Day 813-820 was real snowing hours
Day 821- Do not talking
Day 822- This is actually terrible.
Day 823- F is for failure, A is for..?
Day 824- Kansas
Day 825- Shawdy knows I kill people
Day 826- Half apps best resturaunt
Day 827- cough cough
Day 828- “I have never hit a deer”
27 MONTH MARKING (Do you see what I see?)
Day 830- squelch
Day 831- drifting around the sasuage
Day 832- 02:28
A thundering voice shouted, “Happy valentine’s day, my dear child.” And I thought my god was annoying.
Day 833- 02:18
Not everything can be bought. For the rest there is Altina and her “The Gourd Shop” shop.
Day 834- I’m not done with them yet.
Day 835- 10:23
“Cupil the dust bunny” sounds distinguished, doesn’t it? Great One, do you like my pet? (Yes I love it)
Day 836- “Why is your sack so crunchy?” I have a pen!
Day 837- HahA! Falcon PUNCH!
Day 838- Godville, engaging imagination
Day 839- stop complaining
Day 840- I found a buck, yay me!
Day 841- My name is Morgan Freeman
Day 842- Maximum Overdrive
Day 843- The guild doctor removed my appendix. Again.
Day 844- It sure is sunny in Philadelphia
Day 845- Mmyueh?
Day 846- Silence…and Solitude
Day 847- Pointless knife?
Day 848- Had a long, serious talk with myself. Didn’t understand a word.
Day 849- I ran into a nearby cave just before the Moving Target could finish me off. I thought I would be safe in the dark… Got eaten by a grue.
Day 850- No one is having as much fun as you are.
28 MONTH MARKING (Do you seem them too?)
Day 852- Cupil, attack! Err… sit. Stay. Watch me fight this Stare Master alone. Good dust bunny!
Day 853- “Press onward and fight for glory and wealth, and beer.”
Day 854- Got fined by the guard at the gates of Los Adminos for violating the laws of physics.
Day 855- Joined a crusade against stupidity, but was immediately accused of being a double agent.
Day 856- Why does everything I write down keep disappearing?
Day 857- Trained Cupil to strike a fierce and intimidating pose when I yell “I’m not playing your game”. Now we’ll really look like a team!
Day 858- As I was going through Godville, I saw a sign that read, “Keep calm and watch a cup of water evaporate.” Well, then.
Day 859- I accidentally stabbed myself with my weapon. So… is this what I’ve been doing to others?
Day 860- We’re going to state!
Day 861- Slop joes
Day 862- “Say it” Uhhhhhhh
Day 863- Spring
Day 864- I drew a picture of you, Almighty. Could you stick it on your heavenly fridge?
Day 865- I keep forgetting to wear it.
Day 866- Someone found me!
From day 867 to 877 was real vacation hours
Day 878- They’re putting chemicals in the water
Day 879- H o u n d D a w g
Day 880- “I congratulate you to your continuing Existence, hero."
29 MONTH MARKING (Absolute bruh moment)
Day 882- Stupid kids
Day 883- Min means small
Day 884- The skill of “Unbearable Boredom”
Day 885- So, I have friends now?
Day 886- Feeling inquisitive, I bought some potions with the greatest number of listed side-effects.
Day 887- Uh, vore.
Day 888- Eight hundred Eighty Eight
Day 889- Bring Bring
Day 890- M-M-Mental Breakdown!
Day 891- Gahahahaha!
Day 892- Anything you buy is money that is lost.
Day 893- The Smart People Banquet
Day 894- Hot. Ham. And. Cheese.
Day 895- Grow the stache out.
Day 896- Tuxes!
Day 897- Well, if the shoe fits!
Day 898- Then He Waddled Away
Day 899- Uno
900 Days was many, many moons ago…
Day 901- Bruh Bruh Bruuuuuuh
Day 902- Jewels is a moron
Day 903- Stephan!
Day 904- Lysol!
Day 905- James!
Day 906- That Psychiatrist Guy!
Day 907- Tuxessss
Day 908- Wow, I’m so good at smooshing, I think I have a possible career as a smooshologist!
Day 909- Oh hey look, I did it!
Day 910- Oho
Day 911- It’s alright…
Day 912- Honey, why is there a hole in the wall? “I was playing baseball..”
Day 913- I knew it.
Day 914- No slope, No survival
Day 915- Dying wouldn’t be so bad if Cupil would stop burying and digging me up constantly.
Day 916- Gonna eat you for breakfast.
Day 917- How many birthdays does he have? 356.
Day 918- (Ya know, I couldn’t tell ya which one of these days was the 30th Month, so uh, we’ll just say tomorrow)
30 MONTH MARKING (Who really knows what’s next?)
Day 920- We’ll do it live!
Day 921- Your string is hanging out of your shorts!
Day 922- Over half way to the Ark, Noah!
Day 923- Friggin Sunburn
Day 924- The eldest of our species has disappeared. These walls seem colder and emptier without their presence, but it gives us a sense of hope towards the future.
Day 925- You can’t have that in here. It’s a threat to me and my society.
Day 926- Spammy
Day 927- Happy Birthday Queen Victoria
Day 928- sHazam
Day 929- Ree Tree
Day 930- Sacrosanct
Day 931- Call me the moist.
Day 932- Undertaking a spiritual quest to better prepare for what’s coming. If you need me, Almighty, I’ll be in the tavern.
Day 933- Frog
Day 934- Tastes like rancid coffee.
Day 935- Mornin’ Shoe
Day 936- Hit my funny bone. Ended up crying. A lot.
Day 937- 100% Apple Juice
Day 938- Top dogs now, boys.
Day 939- You are the worst of the best.
31 MONTH MARKING (Saaave me!)
Day 941- Three
Day 942- Two
Day 943- One
Day 944- Gotta blast! (See ya, Suckers)
Day 945- It was Squishy’s birthday today!
Day 946- Brother?
Day 947- ANIMAL!
Day 948- Amy is a rebel.
Day 949- Weapon – Sling of outrageous fortune +74
Day 950- Chatbots?
Day 951- Cabin Log 1: A bit of everything.
Day 952- Cabin Log 2: Bowling and Game night.
Day 953- Cabin Log 3: Hiking, Hiking, Hiking.
Day 954- Cabin Log 4: River sightseeing and heading home.
Day 955- 08:05
Awoke with the head of an ogre in my bed… What the heck happened last night?
Day 956- Orvil Momentum
Day 957- 11:28
Tried to do a full roundhouse kick, but ended up twisting myself knee-deep into the ground. I’m so dexterous!
Day 958- 11:48
Why can’t I ever have a boring day?
Day 959- I like crusty spoons.
Day 960- I’m not good at writing.
Day 961- Oh, Come on!
Day 962- The hunger
Day 963- 04:26
Time… passing… by… so… slowly…
Day 964- Active, slowmode.
Day 965- Come on, do something, will you?
Day 966- i feel like garbage
Day 967- What’s rocks?
Day 968- You’re all mad.
Day 969- wetbean: your fat
32 MONTH MARKING (ANYONE!? PLEASE!)
Day 971- Hue Hue Hue, Epic
Day 972- How far will you go?
Day 973- I feel like the scum of the world.
Day 974- Where do we go now?
Day 975- Only 25 More days to go..
Day 976- Did I ever tell you about the time..
Day 977- This stupid boat is taking forever.
Day 978- Meat and Taters.
Day 979- Roll out the barrel
Day 980- Kern
Day 981- You are the hooooost
Day 982- It’s too hot for this
Day 983- Almost Moneybags.
Day 984- Minecraft Movie
Day 985- Surgery bruh 1
Day 986- Surgery bruh 2
Day 987- Surgery bruh 3
Day 988-995 was something ig idk
Day 996- Oh okay then, you do that.
Day 997- I’d kiss a cockroach
Day 998- Charge Blade?
Day 999- Almost there…
**1000 DAYS OH LORD PLEASE!?e
Day 1001- Unbearable boredom
*33 MONTH MARKING (This is probably where this goes)
Day 1003- cheeseburgers are good yes
Day 1004- I have no idea what a radioportation is.
Day 1005- win on points
Day 1006 to 1032 was pretty much nothing
Day 1033- 34 Month Marking or something happened, lol. Also we back.
Day 1034- I have no idea what I’m supposed to be doing?!
Day 1035- Interesting indeed.
Day 1036- Gulliver’s Travels
Day 1037- 08:03
Saw lines singing:
Be careful when you fight
Especially at night
If Im not there
Take extra care
Day 1038- I could beat him with my bare hands
Day 1039- This guy is a 90 Over All
Day 1040- Cryophoenix
Day 1041-1054 was Eh Time
Day 1055- Heart of Darkness
Day 1056- Man, c’mon man
Day 1057- Ugh, Ducks
Day 1058- Haha, F 69
Day 1059- Japan hates me
Day 1060- Nearly Spooky Season
Day 1061- SPOOKY SEASON BOIIIIS
36 and 37 MONTH MARKING???
Day 1068- 10:30
Aw yeah, full health! Orvil Herbert versus the world: round two! I won’t let you down, Most Righteous One!
Oh god, 3 Years Already?
Day 1109- Guess who’s back?
38 MONTH MARKING?
Day 1140- Bruh who even plays this anymore?
Day 1141- My character must be a furry, “Lion Belch”, “Strike of the Rabbit”, “Flying Bird”.
Day 1142- Over 80% to the Ark
Day 1143 to whenever was lovely winter break
Day 1154- We back at it in 2020
Welp, it’s day 1215 now. Sooo, that’s like…a couple months?…
39.9 MONTH MARKING??
Day 1216- By the gods
Day 1285- 07:49
Dance, Cupil! Looks like we’ve finally awakened the Great One!
Day 1444- Look what the cat dragged in. Me, HA!