The glorious chronicles of Nip Susan, female barbarian and explorer especial.
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87 days in; she’s been a member of three guilds, released one pet and lost two duels.
What will the future bring?
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158 days in. Just had to release another pet. Sven, the stripless zebra, was a sturdy companion. He was with her for over 2 months, but the cost of resurrection was too high and they parted ways. She had found home with the Ganja Smokers guild and she’s looking forward to becoming a cardinal.
Currently 19 days from Grand Master.
She remains a constant figure in her God’s heart.
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168 days in
She just learned about the influence of the daily newspaper. AND she is really into the bingo game. Well, her God is anyhow.
Now the issue is finding out the best times too check 3 times with the largest inventory. best score… 38!!
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183 days into this adventure. She’s still doing it, day in and day out.
Hard to imagine that someone would just wake up and work for a paltry sum hoping it’s going to be enough to feed themselves.
Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Yeah…
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228 days into this adventure. The last installment of chronicles was inadvertently deleted. This entry mourns the loss of those words, as they were pretty good. Next time, we’ll do better
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322 days into this journey and she’s 99.6% complete on her temple. it’s an amazing feat. Sometimes you wonder if it is something that would even be achieved. Unbelievable. So close.
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334 day in. Temple is completed. she’s seeing a lot more miracles these days.
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395 days in. The quest for gopher wood is tedious. Seems like a fools errand. She’s risen to the high guild rank of Matriarch. The real slap on the face is the accumulation of golden bricks that are now useless after temple completion. They were so hard to obtain when she was trying to build the temple, what a cruel world these heroes live in.
It is possible, however, that she will complete her ark in less than a year and thus have more new stuff to do. Given what had been reported, it does not appear to be that easy. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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629 days in. 55% of the wood for the ark. Almost a year after the temple was built. It’s insane. Looking at the previous entry it’s amazing the optimism in thinking it would take less than a year. She can only hope for sometime this fall…in her God’s mystical land the ancients called “Chicago.”
She’s trying, she really is, but the heroine is just taking her sweet time. Building the ark is an achievement that her God is very excited about. One could say her God could take a more active approach and help her in dungeons were gopher wood is plentiful, but that’s a lot to ask in a ZPG.
Regardless of the struggles, the heroine remains in neutral spirits.
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643 days in. The great story teller of the Gods Daeraclese wrote of a rant overheard from the Omniscient Being:
“58.2% complete for the ark. It’s been over a year and a half! It’s ridiculous. All the other app games suck right now. This is my most favorite game. You don’t even control the hero. My most favorite game I’m not even actually playing. WTF. I’m obsessed with completing the ark. Once it’s done, I’m still not in control, but it’s more stuff for my hero to do and that’s exciting enough. I feel I can help get her wood though, by sending her to the arena and into dungeons. It’s a hard day’s night.”
Whether or not our God said this, it remains certain that the quest to complete the ark and explore more of the world of Godville is held in common by all the deities regardless of religion. These chronicles recognize such things throughout the years.
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As told by the great story teller of the Gods Daeraclese, another yarn of the Omniscient Being discussing Nip Susan:
“680 days since this life was breathed into clay. Hard to recognize any progress in this world of Godville. A little encouragement here, a little punishment there, just doesn’t seem to really make a difference in her ability to collect gopher wood at an acceptable rate. Not even sure what will happen once the wood is collected. Assuming the ark is just built magically…does the heroine require tools? Any shipwrighting seminars or webinars necessary for this success?
That’s just it. Nobody knows. Some say they do, but I’m not so sure. How can anyone claim to know such things in this unforgiving world”
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761 days into this adventure. Not even 80% done with the ark. Boredom has set in.
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842 days in. Almost 100 days since last words were heard. The Omniscient Being, through the stories of Daeraclese, “This shit is abysmal. I just cannot believe how long it takes to complete the ark. Literally abysmal. We’re firmly locked into the doldrums.”
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861 days in and the heroine has achieved the animalist badge. She raised an Alpha Centaur named ‘Pumba’ to the ripe old age of level 30. Fantastic news considering the ark is not yet built, thus bringing any joy into her God’s life is something to celebrate. Change gone come.
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881 days. 19 logs to go and it’s ark time. Hopefully. You never know what is expected at any time in this world.
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890 days in and the ark is completed. Fucking A. Never thought I’d see the day.
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895 days. The Omniscient Being, through the stories of Daeraclese, “There is a newfound excitement to this game that I’ve not felt in quite some time. Now I’m working on influencing her to sail the world and discover! This game is a commitment. The life of a Godvillian! To be the ultimate being in the eyes of the heroine is an amazing thing. Just as I had foreseen, the building of the ark would energize me! And so it has.”
And so it was that the heroine began to sail the seas looking for booty and creatures. And so it was that her God was pleased with her progress.
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973 days in. The Omniscient Being, through the stories of Daeraclese, “It is with great honor that I accept the title of Guild Leader for our glorious guild. I promise to lead with integrity. Carry on.”
The heroine herself was living a life a quiet luxury, receiving daily encouragement and healing. Legend has it that when a personal God leads it’s guild its presence to the mortal is strongly felt. Elders believe the leadership brings the God to the realm more often to nurture and enjoy the fellowship of the guild. The heroine benefits by virtue of this exposure.
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1210 days in. The Omniscient Being, through the stories of Daeraclese, “It’s been almost 300 days since I’ve last updated this shit? Wow.” The heroine left the Ganja guild for a attempt to obtain the careerist medal. The guild was fantastic, but all good things must come to an end. Leading the guild was one of the greatest moments in the lore of The Omniscient Being.
It was said that the pursuit of Godly rewards was very important and that there was even a ranking method amongst them. The mortal was still in the heart of her God.
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1304 days. Amazing.
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1427 days into the epic adventure that is Nip Susan. Life keeps on keeping on. Nip Susan continues.
Godville continues.
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1634 days into this masterpiece. The life of the hero continues to bring gold into the temple, slowly building towards the next Godly goal. 4+ years of this madness. Giddy up.
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