WHO AM I? (none of your business)
I am the real Nicolas Cage. Any other similar names will be considered impostors and punished (in the arena or tic-tac-toe) as such.
To this current day, I’m still searching for the Declaration of Independence, one brick log manimal/fenimal at a time. Should you, noble reader, find any clues which may aid my journey, do not hesitate to contact me.
I’ll be providing you with the most hilarious gigs of my brief journey – as hilarious as my movies are.
Which have been none, so far. Eventually, I’ll have some sort of charade in here to tell my grandkids about. Eventually.
Until then, my main purpose will be to – gasp oh no, not the bees!
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CONFESSION
Speaking of gigs, and as an act of mercy a reward for having you read those last few scribbles magical verses, you’ll have the honor to witness the story of how the most perfect God began to exist.
And before you, avid reader, begin to wonder who that magnificent divine being is, don’t blink twice, as you’re about to hear His tale.
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MY STORY
Long ago, in a womb far far away, I, Sir Nicholas Kim Coppola, was conceived on the morning of the seventh of January, 1964.
Having had my beautiful buttocks carried around for three fourths of a year, my oh-so lovely birthgiver decided to kick me out for being a nuisance show my beautiful and delicate skin to the planet that is Earth.
Fast-forward seventeen years (I’m not gonna bless you with the magnificence that were my teenage years. I would surely say I’m not proud of them, but let’s just move on. For the matter of coherence, we’ll pretend that my voice has always been as charming as my looks) and here I was, on a Friday afternoon, bored as heck staring at the beautiful sight that is Nature, when a thought came to my mind: how much more successful could I be? I had already conquered high school the world with my supreme looks, what else was there to be achieved? Perhaps I should try and win the world’s most acclaimed and prestigious awards, The Oscars.
Soon after I had set that goal, I immediately started producing masterpieces in the oh-so famous Hollywood (before you ask, delightful reader, no, I have never worked in Bollywood before. Don’t even try to Google it. I dare you). Having reached the status of a superstar, I was ready to rock.
As I produced the best movies of the entire millennium, such prize was, undoubtedly awarded to my person.
And now I’ve set my goal elsewhere.
Where, you may ask, sweet reader?
Well, isn’t that obvious.
I’ve come to Godville to spread my fame good looks humbleness and conquer hug this virtual world.
After all, keeping such reputation isn’t a cinch.
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REGARDING FRIEND REQUESTS
Please feel free to send me a friend request, as I’d love to chat with you about my movies my life my awards myself Godville, as well as other themes.
Should you feel any need for help, either with in-game topics or not, please, also feel free to add me to your friends’ list.
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GUILD-WISE
I am assuming myself as a candidate to the 7th throne on Harvest Moon. If I am elected leader, I’ll be turning this into a film. Trust me. Hollywood, here I go! My term has ended, but my mission hasn’t! Movie is being worked on, and will be released, as directly quoted from the director: ‘When cows fly’. That’ll hopefully be pretty soon! Yay!
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16:50 My face must be glowing like this golden temple I just now finished for you, Most Righteous One. I have to say, it does look great!
17:23 A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Mighty One.
A special thank you to the brat kiddo goddess Empress Kerry for dragging me through many dungeons and passing all her knowledge to me.