03:26 PM Was rewarded with a golden brick for bragging about killing a wanted monster. Gunboat Diplomat, rest in peace!
07:50 PM Suddenly felt like I had to find a use for the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came two shiny new golden bricks!“Fight or be beaten, it’s your choice!”
06:07 AM The golden pumpkin suddenly turned into a golden brick. That was unexpected. 06:00 AM Met up with Rekz. We talked about the good old days, when drinking at the tavern wasn’t interrupted by all this questing.Longest duel-67 rounds
06:09: The Forest Grump was gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found a portable tunnel. It will need a good washing before I can sell it.
07:47: Da nit I ne d to buy a new pen, th s on is run ing ou of ink.
13:15: When the trader saw my shiny metal ass, he grinned cunningly and paid 653 gold coins for it.
06:51: The First Person Shooter was beaten to death. I found 34 coins and a three-volume orcish epic book.
13:21: Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the mystery box. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3948 gold coins inside!
17:07:Standing in line, renewing his hero license…
21:12: I woke up in a cold sweat. Had a nightmare that my life was someone else’s game…
23:39: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the mystery box. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!
01:10: It’s raining cats and dogs. There are poodles all over the road.
21:23: Suddenly felt a strong desire to examine the deus ex machina. My senses didn’t let me down — found 3823 coins inside!
01:20: While the Auto Pilot was busy engraving my epitaph on a tombstone, I taped a “Kick Me” sign on his back and quickly ran away.
01:49 PM Lightning hits the frog… frog jumps… bird eats frog… bird chokes on frog… bird crashes into bear… bear jumps up and sees me… bear chases me… I get mauled. I say! Well done, Exalted One.08:58 PM Learned that hiding from the Hot Cross Bunny in poison ivy is a really bad idea. Farewell, hard and cruel world!