The story of the idiot
Humanoid tribble suddenly realized that he had no stories to boast about when he was absurdly drunk. He kidnapped a trojan horse and rode off into the sunset looking for an adventure.
Eventually some old man told him to look for the Holy Packet, something that supposedly contained the answers to the unsolvable questions known as “taxes”. He decided that he had nothing better to do. He of course forgot about his gods temple. But that was quickly fixed by a barrage of punishments from his god.
Hero
Humanoid Tribble 庙12
level 52
Tribble me this
| Age | 1 year 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 63 thousand |
| Death Count | 40 |
| Wins / Losses | 3 / 2 |
| Temple Completed at | 07/01/2024 |
| Wood for Ark | 9.1% | Savings | 294 thousand (1.0%) |
| Pet | Trojan horse Nipper 19th level |
Equipment
| Weapon | tropical punch | +60 |
| Shield | writer's block | +61 |
| Head | wind turban | +60 |
| Body | biological cloak | +61 |
| Arms | endor-fins | +61 |
| Legs | t-shorts | +62 |
| Talisman | bat signal | +61 |
Skills
- eye scream level 31
- clinical strike level 29
- thumb blowing level 24
- exhaust of the dragon level 22
- inept singing level 21
- dove of peace level 21
- mating contact level 21
- electrostatic discharge level 20
- radioportation level 16
- brownian motion level 16
Pantheons
| Gratitude | 2289 |
| Templehood | 48556 |
Achievements
- Builder, 1st rank
- Renegade, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Favorite, 3rd rank
- Freelancer, 3rd rank
- Hunter, 3rd rank
- Martyr, 3rd rank
- Shipwright, 3rd rank