Once upon a time,
A dragon was born,
A prophecy was told,
From time long forgotten..
Shiryumaru,
The name was given
The role has been cast
The dragon of death
There just exist
One slight problem
The dragon of death
Was reborn a human
So then henceforth
Rather for chaos
The dragon of death
Be a hero instead
Too bad,
So sad,
Now the dragon of death,
Has became the hero for a god
Armed with a diary
He was told to join the guild feathery
To fight monster no matter the consequence
And to always pray, honoring his god
His head badly shaken
In his first fight,
The prophecy from long ago,
Really become forgotten
Snippets from The New Life of Shiryumaru
The Duty and Consequences
1/16/2018
02:13 A voice from the skies shouted: “Pray to me or I’ll make you a prey for monster. I’m not joking..” Funny.
02:13 Very well then, I shall pray to not become prey.
He’s learning.
Sometimes There Are Annoyances
1/26/2018
05:59 Dr Kenneth Noisewater jumped in front of me and yelled, “Interception!” as the healing ray descended from the heavens. Please try it again, Most Righteous One, he’s gone now!
That is because you thought its a Lightning, isn’t it? :/
And Even More Annoyances..
1/27/2018
10:12 I am so excited about my date with that cute princess! Great One, do you think I should wear this tie, or… Hey! What am I doing here?! I can’t believe you choose NOW to send me to the arena…
10:24 Lost my faith. Got struck by lightning. An ardent believer again!
Ye shall not doubt thy God, datteba..! ..um, nevermind..
But Life Goes On
1/28/2018
07:38 I’m not lost, Mighty One. I’m just having an unplanned adventure.
..You’re lost again, aren’t you?
It Sometimes Came With Surprises
1/28/2018
http://godvillegame.com/duels/log/zdxrd0r53
First real battle? Good job, Shiryu!
Surprises Such As Love
1/29/2018
23:13 Met a suspicious stranger in the tavern. He mumbled something about a secret religious organization in need of a brave hero who could fall in love and climb back out. Here I am!
I just hope you know what you’re doing.
04:04 Painted a bright yellow smiley face on a milestone. Look, my Lord, a smilestone!
Yes, yes, you silly little minion. Whatever you say..
And Other Stranger Things
1/31/2018
12:41 The word on the street is, “A streaker ran past two nuns in a park. One had a stroke, the other couldn’t reach.”
Wait.. Whaat??
An Insight
2/5/2018
03:21 You know what they say about apples, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.
Only you, my minion 😂
A New Skill
2/6/2018
00:17 Eric Faustus taught me a special skill that he said no one else knows, called “spontaneous combustion” and swore me to secrecy. I’m not entirely sure what “secrecy” means, but I can’t wait to show everyone at the tavern!
Well, good secrecy there.. #facepalm
Earthquake
08:09 I clung on to a tree for dear life as the earth violently shook for a couple of seconds. I really wish the gods wouldn’t set their notifications to “vibrate”.
How did you knew? 😂
Temptation
2/7/2018
13:24 Fought the urge to steal a donut. Lost.
Yay! DONUTS! 🍩😋
Bravery
14:17 I came. I saw. I got scared. I ran away.
So. You came, huh? Can’t handle the responsibility? 😂
Greed
2/21/2018
02:30 The trader stole the “The Top 100 Things I’d Do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord” booklet while the hero was busy stealing 38 gold coins…
Darn that trader, don’t he know how precius that is? Now I can’t be an Evil Overlord anymore! 😠
Vacation
2/22/2018
03:32 My Lord, you and I need to talk about my work hours. Given my job, work conditions, job risks and wages received, I deserve a six month paid vacation. Twice a year.
Yeah, you wish. Your wish is as good as mine. 😂
The Trick
2/23/2018
06:15 Walked into a healing ray to find that a floating book had descended in front of me. In a trance, I read almost all of it before I realized it was a prayer. Oh, Most Righteous One! You trickster, you!
No I’m not! Am I? 😂
The Truth?
2/25/2018
17:30 Had an epiphany. Every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it.
Err, let’s keep it PG-rated, allright, Shiryu?
Echoes
2/12/2018
23:46 Almighty, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard how a choir was singing a song with the words “Attack with all your might, but remember to reserve some for escaping.” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
2/25/2018
08:06 You know, Great One, it looks like people are passing your saying, “Admit it. Even though reality are crazy, it’s the only place to get a decent meal.”, around as a prayer.
1/3/2018
07:46 Omnipotent One, I just became aware that your saying, “Don’t stop to smell the roses. Pick it up and you can smell it on the way.”, is widely spreading around. Sounds like a great prayer to me.
3/6/2018
09:16 Saw a paper with the headline, “Please, help this humble god raise his gp, my fellow god/goddess.”, Luminous One! You’re front page news!
3/13/2018
17:26 A merchant tried to sell me some bootleg “The path to inner peace lies within three simple words. Not-my-problem..” T-shirts. You’re getting famous, Omnipotent One!
Go and spread the word, my minion!
Acknowledgement
2/24/2018
09:13 Managed to see some strange fiery letters fading out on the horizon: “Don’t bother resigning yourself to fate, my minion. Fate will fire you anyway.”
Nice one, World Ender. -Jimbob64
Thank you!
Crush?
3/3/2018
16:20 Stared into the face of danger. It winked back.
I think danger likes you.
Identity
16:28 Hmm, Sneezy the ballpoint penguin… Doesn’t sound right. Maybe I should have called him Hewoman?
Okay. I honestly didn’t see that coming.
The Plan
7/3/2018
16:42 “I’ve got so much money in my pouch Most Righteous One! I’m off to have a fun night at the tavern! My life is great and I’m glad for your help!” is what I would have written if you hadn’t just melted all my coins into a brick.
So glad I foiled your plan, minion.
The Bush
8/3/2018
12:52 Heard someone yelling, ‘Oh God!’ over and over from behind a bush. I wish I were that devout, Great One.
What do you think they are doing over there?
The Traveller
22:13 Met a traveling bard who offered to teach me rock and roll. When I accepted, he knocked me off-balance with a rock and rolled me off a cliff. Almighty, why did you make me so gullible?
Is that the traveller of godville you met, my minion?
Swindler
9/3/2018
19:20 I found a lamp on the ground, and when I rubbed it clean a genie popped out! The genie said he’d grant me three wishes, but only if I came inside and took a look at some paint samples he’s picked out for the bathroom. Screw that! I’m a hero, not an interior decorator.
Wow. I bet! 😂
Work
13/3/2018
06:51 Ahh, the Arena: where one beats up random strangers for gold and it’s not considered robbery at all.
Wow. Very insightful! 😂
Farewell
2/4/2018
16:24 Took Sneezy to a local orphanage to try to cheer up the children. It worked so well that the kids begged him to stay. He gave me a wistful glance and a sad smile before going inside. Farewell, Sneezy, I hope you give those kids as many fond memories as you have given me.
I’ll miss that pen..
New Partner
4/4/2018
08:37 I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Sun Dog, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Iago. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Well.. Lets be friends ^^
Highest Pantheon Ranking Achieved
>12 – Destruction
>28 – Junior Duelers