The Sacrificium
Cnnbs Stv’s baby bame was Aphrodozeus. According to the tell-tale fax machine, he emerged from the sea of foam and he was brought to the Great Grand Golden Gymnasium or 4G by Moob Dick, the half-whale half-human monster. Inside 4G lies soon-to-rot body of Yaelaina, the small but terrible Witch Goddess from the Celtic Lands. She was sentenced to death after loosing the paper-scissor-stone challenge held by The-face-who-launched-the-thousand-sheeps Goddess, Helana. Whoever brings a sacrifice to the defeated immortal Goddess gains immeasurable power of procrastination. Moob Dick witnessed how the Goddess was brought to life after the creature was placed next to the body. A lightning struck them both (poor baby), and soon enough, she ascended, carrying the child with her. A loud voice boomed o’er the mountains and o’oer the seas, spoke to Moob Dick and said, “I’ve been waiting for this sacrifice for so long. Too many people, animals and PlayStations were sacrificed but none of them appealed to me. You creature, nevertheless, brought me hope to be immoral, oh I’m sorry typo issues, immortal once again. As a gift, you are granted with the infinite ability to do nothing except rest!” and another lighting was supposed to struck a cow next to Moob Dick but realized it wasn’t the right creature and alas! Moob Dick was highly recharged by the power vested on him.
Aphrodozeus to Cnnbs Stv
In the years of his adulthood, Aphrodozeus encountered a worm wearing an eyeglass with a book as his shield. He thought the name as “Bookworm”, in which he took a lot of time to guess for its name. Bookworm asked Aphrodozeus to have a friendly battle with him. Aphrodozeus was almost loosing the battle because there were no possible tiles for him to use and he replaced his set of tiles, lost one turn. Suddenly, Bookworm stole all of his vowels, and leaving him pure consonants. He was about to die when Goddess Yaelaina threw in the Giant Bowl of Death and chase the worm until it choke to death, of course. Goddess Yaelaina saw Aphrodozeus unconsciously lying beneath the tree and checked his pulse. After discovering that he’s still alive, the Goddess didn’t bother to move him out and left him a note that says, “i’ll punish you once you wake up by not remembering your name at all”.
Few days passed. .
Finally, he woke up and his head began aching. He saw the note and read it in horror. Unfortunately, he remembers his name. Yes, i said unfortunate because if the Goddess finds out that he did, he might get more than this. So, to pretend and make it more realistic, he continued screaming like his head will break and saw the tiles from the battle. He came up with the idea that he will use it as his new name. Born optimist, he thought that this will be an advantage due to the fact that his Goddess will find it hard to call him again. He kneeled and prayed. “My Lady, I know I failed you. As a punishment, I knew that you don’t want me to remember my name. But since, I thought having a new one, I will take this name, CNNBS STV.” He showed the tiles to the Goddess and stood up with a hideous grin.
Still needs improvement. .
To be continued. .