I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun!
Does your hero sometimes look at a corpse and say “I would hit that if it were reanimated”? Has your hero turned down a date because the other person was too alive? Has your hero ever prayed for an encounter with some undead, not so they could turn undead but so they could be turned on?
If you answered yes to any of these questions your hero should Join the “Necromancer Necrophiliacs” guild. Too long as the world frowned on people with this life choice but no longer, from Buffy to Bella the choice to love the undead is becoming more and more accepted. We do not exclude anyone who makes this choice regardless of preference, if your hero longs for the rotting embrace of a zombie, resting their head on the chest listening to the non-beating heart of a vampire, or the overbearing power of a lich, they are welcome here.
If you would like your hero to join tell them to “Join the “Necromancer Necrophiliacs” guild” and embrace death today!
Obtained “pure evil!” personality and rank 1 on pantheon of destruction 376 g.e
12:42: Did some thinking and concluded that the Almighty has a heart of gold. And it’s just as cold.
15:47: A devil has emerged from hell’s depths. He granted me an alchemy textbook and disappeared. Wait, I think something is wrong with my soul…
Godville times mention issue 213 weekend edition
Yeahha – 27th level adventurer, member of the “Necromancer Necrophiliacs” guild, with the motto “Screwing the dead!”, stands at the 10th position in the pantheon of destruction under the vigilant supervision of the god Yeahha. His dream is to master the “quantum fireball” skill and then offer lessons in exchange for gold bricks.
01:06: My Lord, you haven't hit me in a while, don't you think?