One day Zackrules was spawned in a forest with a bunch of other adventurers who looked like they knew equally as little as he did. Upon approaching a strange man with an exclaimation point above his head Zack recieved a strage task. When Zack was finally finished he recieved a gold brick and felt stronger. He realized that that voice inside his head was not from insanity but it was his personal deity. Upon this discovery he set off to do great and stupid things for Zackrulez completing more tasks for the strange exclaimation point men. He did this for quite some time until he was more powerful and his hunger for leaderboard status led him to complete quests…forever!
Zack then toiled and quested for his god until he finally completed a solid gold temple. The excess income let Zack finally indulge in his favorite hobby: drinking. Drinking all of his money away angered his god but he was never punished for fortune shined upon him by giving him a kind hearted god. Feeling as if he spent enough time for his god, Zack foolisly decided to begin a retirement fund which would grow to be 30 million gold… in ten years.